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Funny age quote

Dad joke is a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny.

Wishful thinker

Idiot: Foolish and Die

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Are you ready to embrace your unique sense of humor and love for all things retro? This design speaks to the quirks of life, celebrating the humorous side of being the same age as old people! With its vintage-inspired typography, this witty phrase brings a touch of nostalgia and a smile to anyone's face.

Funny qoute geek Humor for Father or Mother who getting older in his or her birthday.

made for sarcastic saying

This is so me - literally! I am getting old! Haha. I did this today

Get your friends and family members laughing with this hilarious "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" slogan! The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Ideal for fathers, mothers, grandparents, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and friends who think it's weird being the same age as old people. This tee is a great last-minute gift idea for Christmas, office parties, Father's or Mother's Day, graduations, birthdays or any special occasion. Celebrate old age with this funny and awesome design!

How am I supposed to know how to act at this age, I have never been this age before

Act My Age - for Dark Background. A funny design about acting your age. For those timeless soul that stays young at heart.

Hey, Time! Slow down, will ya? I can't keep up with your speedy shenanigans! But guess what? I'm not worried about aging, I'm just leveling up in this game of life! So, watch me age gracefully while I conquer the world one wrinkle at a time!

need my glasses

Look around at your friends and think to yourself, "Why Is Everyone My Age So Old?". This funny design about aging gracefully is sure to get some attention at your next party or get together.

At my age I am proud of my flat stomach, but of course the "L" is Silent

You used to turn some heads, girl. You looked awesome and felt awesome, too. But now there’s the mood swings, the hot flashes. Menopause. But hey! You’re still hot. It just comes in flashes now. Funny sayings about menopause aren’t in large demand, but you’ve found one here.

Does anyone else feel this way? If you're older than 50 you can probably relate. The older we get, the earlier it does seem to get late. Fun fact, I put this on my website after midnight. Find Your Thing!

Some days I really feel it.

Funny Christmas design has a graphic Santa Claus. Below jolly St. Nick is text in black font that says White hair. Don't care. Santa don't care about no white hair!

You used to turn some heads, girl. You looked awesome and felt awesome, too. But now there’s the mood swings, the hot flashes. Menopause. But hey! You’re still hot. It just comes in flashes now.

Funny qoute geek Humor for Father or Mother who getting older in his or her birthday

Get your friends and family members laughing with this hilarious "My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting" slogan! The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Ideal for fathers, mothers, grandparents, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and friends who think it's weird being the same age as old people. This tee is a great last-minute gift idea for Christmas, office parties, Father's or Mother's Day, graduations, birthdays or any special occasion. Celebrate old age with this funny and awesome design!

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

I love a good pun or two, sooo.....

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Of course they do.

Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.