Barker Tapestries

At heart, I am an absurdist. In modern times, it's getting harder to separate reality from absurdity ... but that's a conversation for another time. In this piece, I wanted to marry two completely different worlds, each relatively absurd in their own way. Two worlds so distant from each other that when thrown together, they become utterly surreal. Honestly, the thought of Frankenstein's Monster and the Creature from the Black Lagoon earnestly competing in the Showcase Showdown on The Price is Right (in the 1970s, no less) simply makes me laugh. So I created it. But I wanted to do it right, so I added an absurd amount of detail.

a mashup inspired by the show madmen and pnhead from hellraiser, please check out the others in my "madmen" series

Cool concept of a synopsis design shown on the back of dvd covers

Rawhead Rex

So delicious.

Label for Horrifying Hot Sauce's Monolith:Red sauce, as inspired by Hellraiser III

Artwork for Horrifying Hot Sauce's Monolith:Yellow sauce, as inspired by Hellraiser II

Who doesn't love Uncle Frank?

horror art print

Horror icon in cute hand puppet form, for the children.

Show your love for Pinhead. The cenobite from the hellraiser films, a horror icon and a fan favourite. features a bloody heart with nails sticking out...like his head. Perfect for any horror fan

Men are hell...

Pinhead from Hellraiser

Hells Cenobites! The sports team from hell full of demons! This design is based on a sports log for the cenobites, the demons from the cult classic horror film hellraiser. The puzzle box is prominant and the cold is featured, a great gift for yourself or a fan of the horror film. A unique design you will not see and it will show everyone who you support!

Pinhead the cenobite

Men are hell...

Men are hell...

Men are hell...

Butter ball the cenobite from hell

The Hellsenberg tshirt design is a mashup of Breaking Bad's Walter White aka Heisenberg played by Bryan Cranston and Pinhead from Hellraiser played by Doug Bradley. The darkness emanates from both characters and I figured now would be a great time to mash them up!

Will you be having one spike or two?

Delicious isn't it.

My favorite volleyball move is the spike.

Help Me

Because pizza...

No tears please it is a waste of a good suffering

Warning: Rolling with that head could cause rashes on the opponent.

infamous star of the Hellraiser movies

The four main cenobites from the hellraiser series laid on a background made of the Puzzle Box!

At heart, I am an absurdist. In modern times, it's getting harder to separate reality from absurdity ... but that's a conversation for another time. In this piece, I wanted to marry two completely different worlds, each relatively absurd in their own way. Two worlds so distant from each other that when thrown together, they become utterly surreal. Honestly, the thought of Frankenstein's Monster and the Creature from the Black Lagoon earnestly competing in the Showcase Showdown on The Price is Right (in the 1970s, no less) simply makes me laugh. So I created it. But I wanted to do it right, so I added an absurd amount of detail.

This is the artwork for the two Horrifying Hot Sauce / Monolith Brewing collaborations, as inspired by Hellraiser 2 & 3

JONE WASTE YORE Funny I Miss You Jone Waste Yore Toye Monme

Everyone's second favorite Cenobite

Show your love...with an eternity of sweet suffering. Also, by wearing this shirt.

RIP Bob Barkers