Big Poppa Pump Tapestries
Description: The genetic freak. The Big Bad Booty Daddy. The only man in history whose in-ring math promos were legitimately terrifying. Scott Steiner was one of a kind and WCW never deserved him.
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner Chainmail Minifig Tapestry
by Bad Decisions
$23 $30
Description: A bold, stylized portrait of a muscular man with arms crossed. He wears sunglasses and a chainmail-style head covering. The text 'BIG POPPA PUMP' is prominently displayed below, followed by the smaller text 'all I care about are my freaks and a peaks'. The background is solid black.
BIG POPPA PUMP all I care about are my freaks and a peaks Chainmail Headgear Sunglasses Portrait Tapestry
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$23 $30
Steiner Math - The Numbers Dont Lie Tapestry
by WithinSanityClothing
$23 $30
Scott Steiner Big Poppa Pump WCW WWF Tapestry
by World Wrestling Federation ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$23 $30
Description: From the "Scott Steiner Math" promo, haha: "YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANC
