Bmovie Tapestries

Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die ... (see more like this @ The Blue Box)

The logo of the eponymous "company" from the hit 1996 film Space Truckers.

An ode to a classic fifties B movie.

Oh my!

An ode to a classic fifties B movie.

Show the world you ain’t no pie rat. The fair use logo shirt.

"We want your brains" to help figure out a way through the maze.

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A collage based on this public domain film, Night of the Living Dead (1968) George Romero. Cult classic.

Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

https://www.grumpire.com/i-say-a-double-whammy-of-british-horror/

The Screaming Skull

Horizontal movie poster for the cult horror film

Collage made from vintage 'LSD Flesh Of The Devil' Movie Poster

It's Just A Show is your deep-dive MST3K podcast, discussing everyone's favourite cow-town puppet show, the stories behind the movies, and the weird facts behind the riffs. Sit back, relax: It's just a show.

Dandy Daikaiju. Art by Robert Jimenez.

I love Atomic Robo and created a b-movie for him to be featured in, all assets were created on the iPadPro using Nomad Sculpt and finished in Procreate.Atomic Robo created by Brian Clevenger and Scott Wegner.

From grumpire.com/baby-blue-cashmere-bomb-drops-and-champagne-bottles-atomic-anxiety-and-the-schlock-girl-power-of-she-demons/

Metropolis movies

Things In Space Logo. Art by Robert Jimenez

"Crazy" Chris Hutson's infamous line... Art by Jonny Kay

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Lake Michigan Monster

B Movies

The Corpse Grinders

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"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual'. I myself am strange and unusual."

The bread is alive...now in colors!

Piranha is a 1978 American horror comedy film directed and co-edited by Joe Dante, and starring Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Keenan Wynn, Barbara Steele and Dick Miller. The film tells the story of a river being infested by lethal, genetically altered piranha, threatening the lives of the local inhabitants and the visitors to a nearby summer resort. Produced by Roger Corman, Piranha was one of a series of low-budget B movies inspired by the film Jaws (1975), which had been a major success for Universal Studios and director Steven Spielberg.

"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual'. I myself am strange and unusual."

Piranha is a 1978 American horror comedy film directed and co-edited by Joe Dante, and starring Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Keenan Wynn, Barbara Steele and Dick Miller. The film tells the story of a river being infested by lethal, genetically altered piranha, threatening the lives of the local inhabitants and the visitors to a nearby summer resort. Produced by Roger Corman, Piranha was one of a series of low-budget B movies inspired by the film Jaws (1975), which had been a major success for Universal Studios and director Steven Spielberg.

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Or maybe it's just a nice, relaxing commercial sign... I don't know how to read this thing. Just give me my food chip.

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The exciting art for the B-Movie Bingo events at The Native in Chicago, IL!