Captain Mal Tapestries
Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: "Mercy is the mark of a great man... I guess I'm just a good man." This alignment belongs to the anti-hero, the rogue with a heart of gold. Celebrate the spirit of Captain Mal Reynolds and the Serenity crew, living by their own moral code. Essential gear for every space cowboy and tabletop RPG fan.
Description: Are you a rebel at heart? Do you refuse to conform to societal norms? Then our "I aim to misbehave" design is perfect for you! This bold and edgy design features the famous phrase in eye-catching letters, set against a contrasting background to make the text pop. Whether you're looking for a t-shirt, poster, or graphic art, our design is sure to make a statement. So let your rebellious side shine and show the world that you're not afraid to march to the beat of your own drum. Order now and let your mischievous spirit run wild!
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.