Chicago Beer Tapestries

A real Irish

Vintage Raging Circus Elephant

Celebrating the great sport of hockey... EH.

Just like the Chicago Handshake Loon but less surly!

dutch schultz pop art

Declare your taste adventure proudly with our Malort-themed T-shirt, boldly stating that it is in fact "Worse than Elvis Juice." This shirt combines the iconic charm of Chicago's notorious spirit with a humorous nod to the adventurous palate, making it a must-have for those who appreciate a touch of irreverence in their wardrobe.

Polish American Dyngus Day

Our first logo!

Iconic Berghoff Restaurant, Chicago Illinois

Monarch Brewing was founded in 1890 as the Josef Hladovec Brewing Company in Chicago. In 1898 Monarch became part of the United Breweries Company along with twelve other local breweries. The new United Brewery managed to hold off failure for a few years but consolidating and cutting expenses, but the parent company was still losing money and in 1903 it filed for bankruptcy and reorganization. The reorganized company survived until 1920, when Chicago finally went officially dry with the coming of national prohibition. In 1922 it was sold to a new ownership group from Chicago.

Gus Polinski, the self proclaimed "Polka King of the Midwest," is the leader of the Kenosha Kickers polka band who offers a ride to Kate McCallister when they both find themselves stranded in a snowed in Scranton Airport. Riding in the back of a rented box truck with the band as they continue their tour, Gus dropped Kate off at home in Chicago on their way through town.

Wizard Beer

UPDATED FOR 23/24! Celebrate the 2023 MLB news in style. The South Side officially drinks more adult beverages than any other fans in the league. This shirt pairs well with an overpriced IPA and blown saves.

The finest lanes for a puff and a whiskey in the midwest.

Beer drinking is a classic midwest pass time. Celebrate a good brew with this funny midwest saying "Couple two tree beers" beer glass design. Great from Milwaukee, Wisconsin to Chicago, Illinois and all over the midwest.