Code Review Tapestries

Description: Profanity is a language all programmers speak fluently. The amount of cursing and swearing can get excessive when doing a code review, especially if you are the BDFL of a project like Linux, so better warn your co-workers if you can't hold back. This design shows a yellow caution sign with the warning "I CURSE WHEN I REVIEW CODE". Suitable for work, code sprints and conferences and it makes for a not-so-subtle gift for your cursing coding peers.

Description: A funny coding design celebrating the reality of software development where every code review helps you grow. Perfect for programmers, software engineers, developers, coding students, and tech teams with a sense of humor.

Description: Debugging code with rubber duckies? Sounds like something only a bored programmer could come up with! It's a conversation that goes nowhere, but at least you end up with fewer bugs and it also calls for a celebration of the weird and wonderful world of software development where your only friends are rubber ducks. This design is featuring three rubber ducks who want to review your code.

Description: Still waiting? It's under review. This funny monster perfectly captures the endless approval process familiar to designers, developers, QA engineers, project managers, and creative professionals. A great gift for anyone who's spent days waiting for feedback that never seems to arrive.

Description: Join Mark and Simon's quest to create cinema-based behavioural equilibrium via municipal swimming pool-style commandments. Sales of this design will almost undoubtedly benefit Kermode and Mayo financially in some way possibly.

Description: No Slop Grenades. An anti AI office shirt for code reviewers, editors and project managers who are done cleaning up unchecked AI drafts. Wear it to the office, standups, tech meetups and remote calls. One of the funny workplace gifts and a great coworker gift for men and women who still do their own homework. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: Some argue about politics. We argued about whitespace. TABS VS SPACES - WAR VETERAN in stencil type, for everyone who survived the code-review battles and lived to configure the linter.

Description: A funny design of a samoyed reminding the importance of doing input validation before processing any user provided data.

Description: Another secure coding design about the sensitive information disclosure caused by pushing code with secrets to the git repository. One of the ways to avoid this is by introducing the file names of the project with secrets into the .gitignore file. This is a black background version with white letters.