Copypasta Tapestries
Description: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Description: With This Character's Death is a copypasta taken from Elder Scroll III: Morrowind. The copypasta reads, "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created," and appears when a player kills an "Essential NPC" in the game. The on-screen card with the message has been used in parodies online when people die in real life.
Description: Geboyrn kdey tsu shtarbn, velt iz a kholerye, harge zey ale 1989, ikh bin amorets, 410,757,864,530 toyte politsyantn
Geboyrn kdey tsu shtarbn, velt iz a kholerye Tapestry
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
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Description: WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!
