Crime Procedural Tapestries
Description: This design features procedural art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true crime procedural fans and film buffs. A shadowy tribute to the profiling saga that hunted the darkest minds. Built for fans of psychological crime drama and bold pop-culture style. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
The Belief in a Supernatural Source of Evil is Not Necessary Crime Procedural Art Tapestry
by Tchara
$23 $30
Description: A retro design inspired by the forensic crime-lab procedural, featuring the line "I tend not to believe people People lie The evidence doesn't lie". Bold color blocks and rounded lettering give it a fun, nostalgic punch. Perfect for collectors, quote lovers and anyone with a favorite scene on repeat. A fun gift for birthdays, holidays or the friend who knows every line.
I tend not to believe people People lie The evidence doesn't lie Spoof Since 2000 Tapestry
by Magicphotos_Edit
$23 $30
Description: Celebrate the psychic-trickster crime procedural with the line "If you truly want revenge you have to be hard dishonest and cold" in a retro design. Warm oranges, mustard yellows and faded browns bring that easy throwback charm. Made for movie-night regulars and anyone who can recite every scene. Comfy enough for a full-season binge or a night out at the theater.
If you truly want revenge you have to be hard dishonest and cold Patrick Since 2008 Tapestry
by jakartha
$23 $30
Miami Crime Lab Squad Detective Procedural Drama Series Tapestry
by Thick Line Dreams
$23 $30
Description: A police-procedural-inspired design for fans of The Rookie, featuring a “Never Off Duty” theme for viewers who love cop dramas.
The Rookie, Never Off Duty, Cop Collage, Police Procedural TV Tapestry
by SkullRider
$23 $30
Description: A sarcastic quote for anyone who loves sleuthing, solving mysteries, and sarcastic humor.
I'm Basically A Detective Sarcastic Funny Detective Quote Tapestry
by Alexus J
$23 $30
Description: Showcase your inner sleuth and dry humor with this funny investigator concept.
I'm Basically A Detective Sarcastic Funny Detective Fun Tapestry
by Sai Works
$23 $30
Description: A tongue-in-cheek mashup pairing a pro basketball guard with a no-nonsense city detective, blending sports and crime-drama humor. Playful, bold imagery that imagines an unlikely investigative duo.
Jalen Brunson, New York Knicks, Olivia Benson, Law & Order Special Victims Unit, Benson & Brunson Tapestry
by Story Morning Glory
$23 $30
Description: We get it. Sometimes life has to wait for the BAU. This design is the perfect excuse for avoiding chores, social events, or just about anything else when Dr. Reid, Agent Hotchner, Prentiss, and the rest of the Criminal Minds team are on the case. It’s a relatable, funny admission for anyone who has lost countless hours re-watching their favorite forensic procedural.
Sorry I Can't Right Now I'm Watching Criminal Minds For The 5th Time Tapestry
by Noonarda
$23 $30
Description: Detective John Munch. One character. Eleven TV series. This minimalist silhouette tee celebrates the legendary Richard Belzer character who began on Homicide: Life on the Street and went on to set a television record with appearances across 11 shows. Featuring Munch’s iconic profile filled with the names of every series he appeared in, this design is a must-have for crime-drama fans, TV historians, and anyone who loves smart, subtle pop-culture tributes.
Detective John Munch T-Shirt | Homicide Life on the Street & TV Multiverse Tribute | Richard Belzer Legacy Tee Tapestry
by TheBoard
$23 $30