Crunchy Mom Tapestries
Description: Self-sufficiency with a side of rebellion! This hilarious vintage design reads "I raise my own chickens & distrust the government." Featuring a classic retro farm girl holding a basket of fresh daily eggs, it’s the ultimate funny meme for backyard chicken owners, homesteaders, preppers, and anyone who loves living off-grid. The perfect sarcastic gift for the crazy chicken lady, crunchy mom, or libertarian in your life!
I Raise My Own Chickens Distrust Government Funny Homestead Tapestry
by Vcormier
$23 $30
Description: Homesteading, baking, and ignoring the feds! This hilarious vintage 1950s housewife design reads "I bake my own bread & distrust the government." Featuring a classic retro pin-up girl proudly holding her sourdough starter jar. The ultimate funny meme for crunchy moms, tradwives, libertarians, and anyone who loves self-sufficiency, homesteading, and sarcastic humor. A perfect gift for your favorite rebellious baker!
I Bake My Own Bread Distrust Government Funny Sourdough Retro Tapestry
by Vcormier
$23 $30
Description: Let everyone know tacos are your therapy! Ideal for National Taco Day, this makes a wonderful mom gift. Serve it up as a daughter birthday present for family members who believe a good meal of tortillas and meat can fix absolutely any bad day.
Therapy Is Eating Tacos Colorful Text Art SEP-466 Tapestry
by MUNIB
$23 $30
Description: Reject fast fashion and embrace self-reliance! This hilarious vintage design reads "I sew my own clothes & distrust the government." Featuring a classic retro 1950s seamstress proudly holding her scissors and thread, it’s the ultimate funny meme for homesteaders, DIY crafters, tradwives, and libertarians. The perfect sarcastic gift for the rebellious quilter, dressmaker, or crunchy mom who loves slow fashion and living off-grid!
I Sew My Own Clothes Distrust Government Funny Sewing Retro Tapestry
by Vcormier
$23 $30
Description: This bold typography graphic is a must have for anyone obsessed with delicious snacks. It is a wonderful present for an amazing mom who cooks perfectly. Get this for your sweet niece's birthday and enjoy the awesome holiday celebration together.
Just A Girl Who Loves Macadamia Nuts So Much SEP-602 Tapestry
by MUNIB
$23 $30
Description: Granola Tie Dye Text is for the crunchy mom. If you are a liberal, hippie, vegan who loves love and peace and granola this is for you.
Granola Tie Dye Crunchy Mom Hippie Vegan Tapestry
by DesignShopTees
$23 $30
Introverted But Willing to Discuss Home Birth Tapestry
by Becki Sturgeon
$23 $30
Home Birth Home Death - House - Blue text Tapestry
by Doulaing The Doula
$23 $30
Home Birth Home Death - House - White Text Tapestry
by Doulaing The Doula
$23 $30