Crying Monster Tapestries
Description: Melodramatic retro winter cartoon of a shivering, crying yeti holding a shattered frozen heart on an icy mountain summit under icicle lettering reading: "Still Colder Than Your Ex." An awesome Anti-Valentine's Day gift for singles, breakup survivors, and lovers of sarcastic snow monsters.
Description: This is a Skillful Ferret rendition of the Cryptid Squonk, a creature with loose ill fitting skin, warts, and a retiring disposition (so recluse or shy that they appear unfriendly). This creature is always crying and when cornered can dissolve itself with its own tears. It will avoid reflective surfaces to keep from seeing itself. This depiction shows it mid-hop as it flees. Its arms are only small nubs incapable of hiding its face.
