Cynic Tapestries

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

Plato was right that Man is a featherless biped, but Diogenes knew there was more to it than that. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

Pestilence

I am a citizen of the world.

Monte Carlo - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

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Love sucks, cynic design, great gift for a bitter and newly dumped friend who wants to indulge in self pity . Or wear this design on a t-shirt as a conversation starter when out hunting for fresh meat, to make the ex feel like crap!

Diogenes, John William Waterhouse (1882)

Ask Me If I Give Shit

Digital remaster of Diogenes (1882) by John William Waterhouse.

Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

When Diogenes met Alexander.

Sample Product, may misbehave, approach cautiously

I'm half optimist half pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong

Sarcastic anti-social introvert design for nihilist, people haters and introvert fans everywhere

Some Days It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through the Restraints

Cat with an Attitude

cool comment on how we should not accept anything at face value

This snarky meme has been showing up on social media, in response to those who dramatically quit.

If you prefer dogs over people, this might be for you.

If you prefer cats over people, this might be for you.

I can't wait to be your ex Fuck toxic relationships

Don't Know Don't Care - for light background.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

New York, New York - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

Nothing says I love you like naughty innuendo

CynicalTurtle has a lightbulb for a head and maybe he's tired of having to come up with all the ideas.

Sometimes I Laugh So Hard that Tears Run Down My Leg

Nope!

Malibu - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

Don't Mind Me