Delay Tapestries
Boss PS-2 Digital Pitch Shifter / Delay Guitar Effect Pedal Tapestry
by Conform
$23 $30
Brain Loading 15 Percent Please Wait Speed Bump Ahead Cat Tapestry
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$23 $30
Description: For the guitarist who swears they only need "one more pedal." A mathematically precise, top-down view of a densely packed pedalboard, tangled patch cables, and the endless pursuit of the perfect tone. The ultimate uniform for musicians suffering from Gear Acquisition Syndrome (GAS). Perfect for your next gig, studio session, or trip to the music store to buy things you don't need.
Gear Acquisition Syndrome - Funny Guitar Pedalboard Tapestry
by Dionalog
$23 $30
Indecision may or may not be my problem v.1 Tapestry
by brettjordan
$23 $30
Description: Humorous automotive illustration showing delayed repairs, mechanical struggles, patience, and workshop frustration with skeleton character
Waiting on Parts Skeleton Mechanic auto repair Tapestry
by Youssef Toni Cali
$23 $30
Description: This is a sharp, witty line for anyone who handles the stress of an approaching due date by completely freezing it out. It brilliantly treats a looming deadline like a toxic relationship, choosing to give it the silent treatment in the ultimate, hilariously stubborn attempt to pretend your responsibilities simply do not exist.
Description: This is a high-energy, relatable anthem for the ultimate deadline junkie. It perfectly captures that chaotic rush of dopamine you get from waiting until the absolute final minute, turning what should be a stressful situation into an exhilarating, high-stakes sport that brings out your best work.
PROCRASTINATION MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE Tapestry
by Expired Brain Juice
$23 $30
Description: This is a sharp, witty paradox for anyone who treats relaxation like a demanding schedule. It hilariously flips the script on typical time-management complaints, letting the world know that your calendar is already completely packed with the exhausting, high-priority task of absolutely nothing—and you desperately need an extension.
Description: This is a brilliant, layered paradox for anyone who treats absolute laziness like a professional sport. It hilariously justifies taking a break from your break, letting the world know that doing absolutely nothing is actually an exhausting, multi-stage process that requires a serious amount of warm-up and mental preparation.
I’M JUST RESTING BEFORE I DO NOTHING Tapestry
by Expired Brain Juice
$23 $30
Description: Humorous goose and floral artwork. Features the phrase 'Sorry I'm late I was Dilly Dallying'. A fun statement for animal and art lovers.
Funny Goose Floral Dilly Dallying Statement Tapestry
by Bolantes Pedrini
$23 $30
Description: This is a bold, hilariously ironic statement for the dreamer who has grand ambitions but zero immediate energy. It takes the ultimate, world-changing goal and pairs it with the classic delay-tactics mindset, making it perfect for anyone who fully intends to make a massive impact on humanity—just as soon as they finish this next episode.
Description: This is a brilliant, logic-defying motto for anyone who treats peace of mind like a short-term loan. It hilariously flips standard anxiety on its head, arguing that it makes absolutely no sense to ruin a perfectly good day with work when you can comfortably schedule your entire mental breakdown for a future date.
WHY STRESS TODAY WHEN I CAN STRESS TOMORROW Tapestry
by Expired Brain Juice
$23 $30
Description: This is the ultimate, universally recognized lie that everyone tells themselves to get through a lazy weekend. It hilariously uses the calendar as a shield, granting you immediate permission to do absolutely nothing right now by promising a mythical, hyper-focused rebirth that will safely dissolve the exact moment Monday morning actually arrives.
I’LL START MONDAY FOR REAL THIS TIME Tapestry
by Expired Brain Juice
$23 $30
Description: This is a bold, rebellious statement for anyone who treats their daily schedule more like optional reading than an actual plan. It perfectly sums up the carefree attitude of looking at a mountain of urgent tasks and deciding that your peace of mind right now is far more important than a checklist.
Description: This is a hilariously optimistic excuse for anyone who believes the secret to achieving greatness is just a little more sleep. It flips traditional hustle culture on its head, suggesting that your ultimate breakthroughs aren't blocked by a lack of hard work or strategy, but rather by a brief, highly urgent session of doing absolutely nothing.
