Detectorists Tapestries

Andy and Lance from the British comedy show Detectorists

Represent the Danebury Metal Detecting Club and show them all you’re a serious Detectorist.

Represent the Danebury Metal Detecting Club and show them all you're a serious Detectorist.

Meet the DMDC's most prolific team.. _Andy Stone & Lance Stater._ General knowledge kings and talkers of bollocks. They can tell you where to find a cheap used Kerplunk or an ancient Saxon roundhouse.. but not what the largest land-based carnivore is. You'll find them out and about in the surrounding fields of Danebury and beyond putting the world to rights and looking for the history we've all forgotten.

Meet the DMDC’s most prolific team.. Andy Stone & Lance Stater. General knowledge kings and talkers of bollocks. They can tell you where to find a cheap used Kerplunk or an ancient Saxon roundhouse.. but not what the largest land-based carnivore is. You’ll find them out and about in the surrounding fields of Danebury and beyond putting the world to rights and looking for the history we’ve all forgotten.

Best recent addition to the Danebury Metal Detecting Club finds table, this excellent condition DMDC coin in Anglo Saxon style, dating from as far back as 1997 maybe? An excellent find I think, well done.

When the sun goes down.. who can you rely on to protect that which you've forgotten needs protecting? To keep the Nighthawks at bay? That's right, your friendly neighbourhood DETECTORISTS.

Under the jurisdiction of Colchester Museum the Antiquisearchers, have sole permission to detect on any of the decent patches of land in the Danebury area (for now).. Apart from Farmer Bishop's land. But they'll see if they can't make him a more.. attractive proposition.

Louise and Varde, DMDC's no nonsense couple. Bringing accidental representation of the "minorities" to the club.. Varde brings excellent local knowledge to the operation and if you can get her to stop talking for a minute you would find Louise to be a force to reckoned with!

If you're down at The White Horse tonight for open mic night we have some excellent local amateur talent! On tonight's line-up ready to Folk it up, we have extra special performances from Johnny Piper and popular regulars Lance Stater & Andy Stone. See you there.

Welcome to the Danebury Metal Detecting Club. Every member of the DMDC receives a DMDC T-shirt with their annual membership, designed & printed by club member; Lance Slater

- Have you lost your wedding ring pruning the roses in the garden? - Or the front door keys playing football in the field with the kids? - Even if you lost your chain of office 'walking the dog' in the car park down by Barnfather Woods! WE CAN HELP!! Just give Russell & Hugh a call, they run the Danebury Metal Detecting Club's Jewellery Retrieval Service and can save you from a sticky situation in no time at all. Give us a call or visit the Scout Hall.. "Russell & Hugh will find it for you"

If you can't beat them... rebrand and come back more determined, more invasive and more predatory! If you still can't beat them, wait another series and re-brand again. I'm sure it will all work itself out in the end :-D Support the best and only professional Metal Detecting Club in Danebury and surrounding areas of Essex! The Dirt Sharks (formerly The Antiquisearchers) are your go-to group for any and all metal detecting needs. Be it for historical research and archaeological interest.. or.. personal acquisition (no questions asked, 50/50 split standard fee) Call Phil & Paul.

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.

My imagining of the Danebury Metal Detecting club logo featuring a Saxon coin. A good gift for Detectorists fans

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance. Will you search through the lonely earth for me? Climb through the briar and bramble.

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance.

If you can't beat them... rebrand and come back more determined, more invasive and more predatory! If you still can't beat them, wait another series and re-brand again. I'm sure it will all work itself out in the end :-D Support the best and only professional Metal Detecting Club in Danebury and surrounding areas of Essex! The Dirt Sharks (formerly The Antiquisearchers) are your go-to group for any and all metal detecting needs. Be it for historical research and archaeological interest.. or.. personal acquisition (no questions asked, 50/50 split standard fee) Call Phil & Paul

Detectorists TV Series poster

Detectorists Ring Pulls Through The Ages Viva Edition by Eye Voodoo. For all you metal detectorists who love ring pulls!

The early bird gets the worm.. or Saxon horde! The Dirt Sharks (or is it Terra Firma?) know what it means to get up early and get to the field.. but maybe they're lacking in... horsepower?

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.

Detectorists Ring Pulls Through The Ages Scrib Edition by Eye Voodoo. For all you metal detectorists who love ring pulls!

A recently discovered piece of artwork found within the walls of an old Saxon roundhouse church nearby to the town of Danebury in Essex. It seemingly depicts an ancient form of precious metal gathering and the methods used to acquire them. As we now know these men would have had to give up any of the valuable materials they discovered to the land owner and their associated parties. Leaving the 'Precious Metal Gatherers' to scrape a living from the lesser valuable finds and similarly skilled occupations.

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance.

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance. What you got?

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance.

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.

A recently discovered piece of artwork found within the walls of an old Saxon roundhouse church nearby to the town of Danebury in Essex. It seemingly depicts an ancient form of precious metal gathering and the methods used to acquire them. As we now know these men would have had to give up any of the valuable materials they discovered to the land owner and their associated parties. Leaving the 'Precious Metal Gatherers' to scrape a living from the lesser valuable finds and similarly skilled occupations.

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.

Here's a portrait of detectorists, Andy and Lance. What you got?

Show off your love of metal detecting and The Detectorists tv show with this cool design. It's the club patch.

Danebury Metal Detecting Club t-shirt for aspiring detectorists!

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.

My unique parody caricatures of the main characters from the Detectorists TV show.

Here's a portrait of rival detectorists Dirt Sharks née AntiquiSearchers.