Distance Tapestries

Description: In case it isn't clear, Gullible means Naive.

Description: The Haunted Mansion can't have any more Happy Haunts while maintaining Social Distancing.

Description: Cake is an American rock band from Sacramento, California, consisting of singer John McCrea, trumpeter Vince DiFiore, guitarist Xan McCurdy, bassist Daniel McCallum, and drummer Todd Roper. The band has been noted for McCrea's sarcastic lyrics and deadpan vocals, and their wide-ranging musical influences, including norteño, country music, mariachi, disco, rock, funk, folk music, and hip hop.

Description: KEEP THE DISTANCE

Description: Social distance is for life, not just for quarantine.

Description: Politely tell people to keep their distance.

Description: Washington Irving quote: The land of literature is a fairy land to those who view it at a distance, but, like all other landscapes, the charm fades on a nearer approach, and the thorns and briars become visible.

Description: Conceptual image with two lost persons standing on the edge of different mount peaks, trying to find each other. Life search and discover symbol.

Description: Witness history in the making! This Artemis II mission design commemorates the 2026 lunar flyby, marking the first time humans have traveled to the vicinity of the Moon in over 50 years.

Description: Whether you're attending a comedy show, hanging out with friends, or simply want to brighten up your day, this design is a great conversation starter. Spread the laughter and showcase your sense of humor with this hilarious

Description: Keep Your Distance

Description: Distance raptor divided by time raptor equals velociraptor. A funny physics shirt

Description: Talking Heads You May Ask Yourself How Did We Get Here

Description: Humorous Bigfoot design is perfect for anyone in quarantine who is particular about the social distancing rules. Great gift for the person who loves Sasquatch, Yeti, urban legend, mythical creatures, monsters and folklore.

Description: Joy shirt Division pride — "A chance to watch, admire the distance Take more time, start moving left". vintage screen-print post punk design for Joy fans and Division collectors — rock, goth, ian curtis, post punk, unknown pleasures, black and white. Perfect Joy graphic tee Division gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Division lovers fabric — Joy spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1979.

Description: Joy shirt Division pride — "A chance to watch, admire the distance Take more time, start moving left". vintage screen-print post punk design for Joy fans and Division collectors — post punk, gothic rock, post punk gift, retro new wave, concert band, post punk album art. Perfect Joy graphic tee Division gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Division lovers fabric — Joy spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1979.

Description: Joy shirt Division pride — "A chance to watch, admire the distance Take more time, start moving left". vintage screen-print post punk design for Joy fans and Division collectors — post punk, gothic rock, post punk gift, retro new wave, concert band, post punk album art. Perfect Joy graphic tee Division gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Division lovers fabric — Joy spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1979.

Description: My Dad Hates Long Distance Phone Calls Hey Dad, It's Me Again! Call Me Back Ideal for social gatherings, casual outings, or as a witty way to share a bit of personal insight and humor about your dating experiences.

Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.

Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, metal, rock, 90s, musician, 70s, 80s lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.

Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, nu metal, heavy metal, classic metal gift, vintage metal, iowa, vol3thesubliminalverses lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.

Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true nu metal fans and vinyl collectors. A versatile staple that pairs with jeans, jackets or a festival fit. Calling all nu metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the brutal, chaotic power of turn-of-the-millennium heavy metal at its most aggressive. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, nu metal diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Heavy, mask-clad artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: icebreaker for singles' parties, girls' nights out

Description: A visually striking motivational phrase presented in a stacked typography layout against a light blue background. The text reads "THE distance BETWEEN your DREAMS and reality is called ACTION". Decorative elements like small wings, hearts, and radiating lines in pink and black adorn the text, enhancing its inspirational appeal. The lettering styles vary, with bold block capitals for key words and a more cursive font for connecting words.

Description: Cute retro black cat surrounded by potted plants and funny quote. Perfect gift for cat moms and plant lovers.

Description: Matsuo Bashō (松尾芭蕉): A wild sea— In the distance over Sado The Milky Way

Description: We all social distance every year without being told. Just give me a beach a cold drink, an umbrella a chair and 6 feet and I am happy. Summer 2020 commemorative Salt Lives Matter original by TeeCreations.

Description: Hit the pavement safely with this "Night Run - Please Keep Your Distance" design! Perfect for night runners, joggers, and marathon trainers who love their personal space while staying active. Whether you're dodging traffic or just want some room to breathe during your midnight cardio, this funny and relatable running quote tee is a must-have for your workout wardrobe. Great gift for fitness enthusiasts, track athletes, and anyone who prefers solo night runs!

Description: I feel small, but so are stars from a distance, standing and looking at stars doodle

Description: This 'Social distancing Your choice' is a gift idea to indicate the importance to stay home / inside and keep a 2 meters distance because of the Pandemic Coronavirus, Covid 19 Corona, virus outbreak.

Description: Funny Staycation 2020 Aka Quarantine tshirt gift

Description: like a good neighbor stay over there funny 2020

Description: This Kayaking Tee is great for people who love to kayak. This kayaking apparel makes a great gift for men or women who enjoy ocean kayaking, kayak fishing, lake kayaking, and boating in general. This kayaking Novelty Tee is great for kids and adults who like to spend time on the water. This fun shirt is also great for people who enjoy the outdoors and adventure.

Description: Artemis 2 Apogee Diagram Lunar Far Side Maximum Distance

Description: Artemis II Earth To Moon Distance Astronauts Space Lovers

Description: A cute and relatable design featuring a soft, calming character hiding behind a leaf with the phrase “Flawless From a Distance.” Perfect for introverts, socially anxious souls, and anyone who prefers admiring life from afar. Cozy, soft aesthetic with wholesome humor.