Eagle Humor Tapestries
Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.
Description: Show off bold American pride with this fun and fearless eagle design featuring patriotic sunglasses and an American flag bandana. Packed with red, white, and blue attitude, this artwork is perfect for celebrating the 4th of July, summer parties, BBQs, and all things USA. A great choice for anyone who loves freedom, fireworks, and classic patriotic humor.
Description: I Put The Tism In Patriotism, American Flag, Eagle, Retro, Patriotic, Humor Gift
I Put The Tism In Patriotism, American Eagle Flag, Retro Patriotic Humor Gift Tapestry
by Aesthetic Alley
$30
Description: A bold patriotic eagle design featuring a fierce Americana bird wearing sunglasses, a star-spangled bandana, and the playful word “MURICA” in a distressed red, white, and blue style. Great for fans of eagle artwork, USA pride, Independence Day outfits, funny patriotic graphics, country festivals, BBQ parties, and bold American-inspired streetwear. Perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and casual gifts with loud freedom energy.
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Description: A bold patriotic eagle design featuring a loud, funny caw expression, stars-and-stripes sunglasses, a cap, and classic red, white, and blue energy. Perfect for fans of American pride, bald eagle graphics, July 4th outfits, freedom humor, USA-themed apparel, and loud patriotic bird designs. Great for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and gifts for eagle lovers, veterans, dads, outdoor fans, and anyone who enjoys funny patriotic artwork.
Description: This satirical design features a bold eagle wearing a headset with an all-seeing eye symbol, surrounded by the phrase “In God We Trust, All Others We Monitor.” Blending patriotic imagery with modern Five Eyes surveillance humor, it’s perfect for fans of conspiracy jokes, government satire, and freedom of speech commentary. Great for bold thinkers and privacy advocates.
In God We Trust, All Others We Monitor – Funny Surveillance Eagle Parody Design Tapestry
by Victor Shadehorn
$30
