Egghead Tapestries

Vincent Price in his eggcellent role as Batman villain Egghead in the 1960s Batman TV show.

BAM! POW! BIFF! It's eggs-actly the shirt you're looking for. Featuring the egg-cellent world's smartest criminal!

Egghead design shows an intellectual egg wearing glasses, a nice tie and a pocket full of pens. For boffins and eggheads!

Egg poacher text with an egghead holding a rifle is a humorous twist on the word, poacher, and a fun gift design for cooks, hunters and farmers at birthdays, holidays and hunting season.

A flute playing egghead is a funny gift design for woodwind players, music teachers and students in concert and marching band.

An egghead with a triangle is a cute musical design for percussion musicians, music teachers and students in concert band and orchestra.

This egghead holding bagpipes is ready to play but is lacking one important feature, a mouth. Fun design for birthdays, holidays,Celtic festivals and St. Patrick's Day.

An egghead playing a trombone is a funny musical gift design for low brass musicians, music teachers and students inconcert, jazz and marching band.

A Marching Band egghead is a funny gift design for marching band members and staff.

An egghead wearing a Santa hat with a tuba is a funny musical gift design for low brass musicians, music teachers and students at Christmas time.

This holiday season why not treat yourself to your favourite drink with this egghead shirt. Drink your eggnog over Christmas with your family and friends and show them how much you love your eggs! Purchase one now!

Paying homage to one of the most unique personalities to ever rock a mic.

An egghead with a trumpet is a cute musical design for brass musicians, music teachers and students in concert, jazz and marching band.

Wrap yourself in holiday cheer text with an egghead tangled up in colorful Christmas lights is a funny gift design for the winter holidays.

Get your flu shot text with an egghead nurse holding a large hypodermic needle is a humorous reminder for preventative medicine and a funny gift design for medical professionals.

Chemistry text with an egghead wearing safety glasses and holding a beaker of chemicals is a humorous design for scientists, teachers and students at back to school, birthdays, holidays and graduation.

Let's Go Bucs!

World's Best Musician text with an egghead holding a clarinet is a cute design for woodwind players at birthdays, holidays, back to school and graduation.

A humorous design of an egghead holding a violin and bow makes a fun gift for string players, music teachers and students in orchestra.

Let's Go Bucs!

Pittsburgh has 446 bridges. One of the most famous bridges in the city is the Roberto Clemente Bridge, which serves as part of the beautiful backdrop of PNC Park.

Meet our mascot, Mr. Egghead!

Raise the Jolly Roger! If you're from Pittsburgh, you already know what this is about.

Take our Halloween Egg Friends with you as you go Trick-or-Treating

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Illustration of a happy bull terrier playing with balloons. AI generated, then fixed all abnormalities.

Easter Special: Egghead Skull. Made for those who like their eggs decorated before they eat them.

Deviled Egg text and an egghead with horns and a pitchfork is a humorous twist on a picnic favorite and a unique gift design for your favorite cook at birthdays, holidays, summer picnics and Halloween.

Egghead Software was a hardware, software, and computer accessories store located in Bellevue, Washington, that eventually grew to a chain of over 200 locations. Egghead was founded by Victor D. Alhadeff in 1984 after he observed that the computer store experience was far too daunting for average consumers, His goal from the start was to make the experience less intimidating and more engaging. With its quirky cartoon mascot, Professor Egghead, and well-trained staff that could explain products in simple terms, Egghead was a hit with consumers. The company continued to expand with new locations throughout the '90s as part of the dot-com bubble, but when the bubble burst in 2000, things came crashing down and by 2001, it was all over.

They call him "The Egg" because his egg is shaped like an egg. And he once ate 93 eggs in one sitting at the 3rd Annual World's Egg Eating Contest in 2022. This ferocious appetite stems from being bullied in his childhood by Joey Chesnut, and Lenny is out for revenge.

A musical egghead playing a cello with a candy cane is a humorous musical gift design cellists, music teachers and students in orchestra.

Such a cute egg

Didn't practice lost my lip text with an egghead holding a trumpet is a funny gift design for trumpet musicians, music teachers and students in concert, jazz and marching band.

World's Best Musician text with an egghead holding a clarinet is a cute design for woodwind players at birthdays, holidays, back to school and graduation.

This humorous egghead with a guitar, mohawk and an eyebrow piercing is ready to rock 'n roll and is a funny gift design for music lovers, band geeks and musicians.

Celebrate the season with egg nog and cookies text with an egghead named Nog, in a Santa hat, holding cookies is a humorous twist on a holiday phrase and a funny winter gift design for cooks, bakers, friends and family.