Etiquette Tapestries

Description: polite plants

Description: A deceptively refined etiquette card from a very expensive guild where polish, discretion, and punctuality matter.

Description: A polished etiquette placard for the underworld’s most self-satisfied district, where heroic decorum is expected and glory is treated as policy.

Description: Pull out when you re done.

Description: A passive-aggressive 1960s mid-century corporate HR poster, demanding that employees think carefully before they speak in the breakroom.

Description: Vintage punk attitude inspired by The Damned. A perfect design for fans of classic British punk, retro band aesthetics, and rebellious underground music culture.

Description: Bold abstract punk rock face art inspired by British first-wave punk legends The Damned and their historic musical evolution.

Description: This bold design mimics a public sign but takes it to an absurd extreme, listing everything from farting to excreting pus in a hilarious and graphic “thank you” message. With blunt typography and over-the-top gross humor, it’s perfect for fans of edgy, offbeat comedy and shock-value jokes.

Description: Professional Weight Re-Racker Funny Gym Etiquette design. Great gift idea. Clean typography print.

Description: An elegant multi eyed floral gentleman gestures gracefully while dressed in a classic formal tailcoat

Description: A crooked bouquet, a broken microphone cable, four black wings and one very badly behaved undertaker. Graveyard Etiquette turns the collision of British punk attitude and Victorian darkness into a grimy screen-print style illustration — equal parts funeral procession, rock'n'roll riot and gothic nonsense.

Description: Mind your mat space! Perfect for yoga instructors, practitioners, and anyone who appreciates a humorous reminder about personal boundaries in group fitness classes. Featuring a cute, clumsy Sasquatch adjusting too close to his neighbors. Great gift for yogis and cryptozoology fans alike!

Description: Educate every careless lane-changer on the highway with this vintage speedometer gauge emblem showcasing massive glowing turn-signal arrows. Built for daily interstate gridlock, a cross-country trucking route, or a casual weekend drive, this unapologetically sarcastic aesthetic makes your traffic frustration crystal clear. Add this defensive highway driver apparel to your cart right now and guide the drivers behind you with bold humor.

Description: Let people quietly know not to mess with you at the gym.

Description: Be Strong Gym Etiquette Gorilla Weightlifting Men Fitness

Description: Service Human Do Not Pet. Important Message For Service Animal Handlers And Assistance Dog Owners. Disability Awareness Promotes Proper Public Etiquette For Service Animals.

Description: This design is for service animal handlers and disability advocates. It features the important message, Service Animal Do Not Pet, promoting public awareness and working dog etiquette.

Description: A weathered wooden sign found outside a mount stable, detailing rules for interacting with the giant riding birds.

Description: The Damned Machine Gun Etiquette

Description: A funny “It’s OK to Clap When the Plane Lands” design celebrating enthusiastic passengers and the relief of a successful flight. Perfect for frequent flyers, travelers and aviation fans who proudly applaud every landing.

Description: H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote:: I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.

Description: A playful phrase for people who can't resist asking to pet a dog. Lighthearted wording that captures that familiar moment with a friendly pup.

Description: Bold Japan travel etiquette design about respecting local people, neighborhoods, temples, streets, and culture beyond tourist scenery.

Description: Flying Cars? You People Can't Even Use Turn Signals. Driving humor for frustrated drivers and sarcastic commuters. Express road rage and observations on driver skill.

Description: Hilarious airplane passenger rant for frequent flyers, travel humor fans, and anyone frustrated by rude plane etiquette.

Description: Driving humor design for sarcastic drivers and frustrated commuters. Flying Cars? You People Can't Even Use Turn Signals. Expresses funny driver problems and road rage.

Description: thou shall not talk during sets

Description: Put the phone down. I'm much more entertaining! Ever tried having a conversation with someone who can't stop checking their phone? This hilarious, sarcastic design delivers a playful reminder that sometimes the person sitting right in front of you deserves your undivided attention! Featuring the bold caption “ETIQUETTE 101: PLEASE PUT IT AWAY. I SHOULD BE YOUR ONLY DISTRACTION. THANK YOU.”, this eye-catching design combines colorful typography with a modern smartphone inside a bright red prohibition symbol. Perfect for couples, spouses, dating partners, friends, teachers, and anyone tired of competing with smartphones, endless notifications, and social media for a little attention.

Description: Set a firm boundary with this minimalist typography capturing the ultimate cynical observer. Perfect for a grueling monday morning or navigating modern corporate life, this unbothered spirit aesthetic speaks directly to the exhausted professional. Add this blunt statement piece to your cart today to confidently broadcast your unapologetic introvert energy at the office.

Description: Over the Line! Mark It Zero! The Big Lebowski

Description: Alternative Music Band Machine Gun Etiquette Urban Street Scene

Description: This design playfully combines a classic Christian scripture with a common modern-day frustration: bad parking. Featuring a simple outline drawing of a car parked poorly next to a heart, the text reads 'Love Your Neighbor UNLESS THEY PARK LIKE THAT' followed by 'Romans 13:9'. It's a humorous take on neighborly love and parking etiquette that many drivers and car owners can relate to. This funny graphic is for anyone who has experienced the annoyance of a poorly parked vehicle in their neighborhood or community. Show off your sarcastic wit and Christian values with this unique design. It's a conversation starter for car enthusiasts, community members, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh about everyday parking challenges. Express your fee

Description: Know exactly where every fork, knife, spoon, plate, and glass belongs with this clean, retro-inspired restaurant table settings infographic. Featuring both formal and casual dining layouts in a crisp blue color palette, this educational design is perfect for servers, bartenders, chefs, culinary students, etiquette lovers, hospitality professionals, and anyone who appreciates classic dining etiquette. A fun conversation starter for kitchens, dining rooms, restaurants, or anyone who enjoys vintage-style instructional graphics.

Description: How To Poop? Wrong Right. This design provides humorous bathroom instructions. Perfect for fans of toilet humor, funny etiquette guides, and gag gifts.

Description: Yes I'm Old School I Have Good Manners I Show Others Respect And I Always Help Those Who Need Me

Description: Explore the dark elegance, intricate rituals, and macabre beauty of 19th-century grief. This "Introverted, but willing to discuss Victorian mourning customs" shirt features a vintage, worn, classic design tailored for quiet souls obsessed with memento mori, hair jewelry, and funeral history. It is the ultimate conversation starter for gothic historians, dark academia enthusiasts, and anyone fascinated by the solemn etiquette of the Victorian era.