Exist Tapestries
Description: Take me to your planet! A funny UFO abduction design for anyone who would rather be abducted by aliens than go to work. Perfect for sci-fi fans, alien lovers and anyone who hates Mondays.
Please Abduct Me – I've Got Work Tomorrow Funny Alien UFO Tapestry
by MADMIKE CLOTHING
$23 $30
Description: 3I Atlas bursts with comic-book energy as startled aliens scatter across a galactic explosion. Bold colors, halftone texture, and UFO chaos create a hilarious sci-fi twist loved by retro space fans. Perfect for anyone who enjoys playful cosmic humor and vintage interstellar style with a loud, fun attitude.
Description: Humans Aren't Real! A funny alien conspiracy theory design featuring a bright green extraterrestrial with huge black eyes and bold lettering. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, alien believers, sci-fi fans, conspiracy theorists and anyone who loves extraterrestrial humour. A fun, eye-catching design that's sure to start conversations.
Humans Aren't Real – Funny Green Alien Conspiracy Theory Tapestry
by MADMIKE CLOTHING
$23 $30
Description: Life is more exciting with extraterrestrials! This minimalist monochromatic alien design is perfect for anyone fascinated by UFOs, outer space, science fiction, extraterrestrial life and the possibility that we are not alone in the universe. A fun and mysterious design for alien enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, space lovers and anyone who looks at the stars and wonders what might be out there.
Description: Arthur William Bell III (June 17, 1945 – April 13, 2018) was an American broadcaster and author. He was the founder and the original host of the paranormal-themed radio program Coast to Coast AM, which is syndicated on hundreds of radio stations in the United States and Canada. He also created and hosted its companion show Dreamland. Coast to Coast still airs nightly.
Description: Alien butthole examination proctology shirt. Perfect for people who believe in aliens and ufo's. This funny shirt depicts an alien looking in the butthole of an abducted person for an examination. As of why they like looking in a persons butt, we don't know. Maybe they are attracted to the smell is my guess.
Hello There Alien Abduction Butthole Proctology Examination Tapestry
by SugarSteak
$23 $30
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored". Y'all need science, FR FR. And a few less opinions. Let's stick to facts and stop with the BS.
"facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" in plain white letters - because science and truth don't care about your opinion Tapestry
by TheBestWords
$23 $30
