Existential Angst Tapestries
Description: Embrace the ultimate relatable pessimism with this vintage pop art graphic designed for the modern cynic. Perfect for surviving a brutal retail shift or navigating a chaotic monday morning commute, this exhausted patience aesthetic is a brilliant parody of toxic positivity. Feature this unbothered spirit design directly on your Instagram grid with a 1:1 ratio to drive highly targeted traffic straight to your storefront.
Description: An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!
Description: Do you suffer from existential angst? Feeling socially unfulfilled and dread the daily treadmill going to work to buy clothes and pay for a car to take you to work and leave your house empty all day? This funny design shows you your place in the universe! Accurate for our location in the universe and your position in life. Brings a sarcastic, wry, ironic smile to anyone who is sick and tired of a repetitive, groundhog day lifestyle and wants a change of circumstances for the better with a positive outlook.
