Faster Tapestries
Description: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is a 1966 American exploitation film directed by Russ Meyer and co-written by Meyer and Jack Moran. It follows three go-go dancers who embark on a spree of kidnapping and murder in the California desert. The film is known for its violence, provocative gender roles, and eminently quotable "dialogue to shame Raymond Chandler". It is also remembered for the performance of star Tura Satana, whose character Richard Corliss called "the most honest, maybe the one honest, portrayal in the Meyer canon". Faster, Pussycat! was a commercial and critical failure upon its initial release, but it's since become widely regarded as an important and influential film.
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Russ meyer, Sexploitation Tapestry
by StayTruePonyboy
$23 $30
Description: Enjoy this new design and put them on whatever you would like. Also makes a great gift! :)
Funny Design - My Grandma Runs Faster Then You And She's Only Got One Leg! Tapestry
by Swillys Tees
$23 $30
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, DISTRESSED, Russ meyer, Sexploitation Tapestry
by StayTruePonyboy
$23 $30
Description: A great worn-out looking design to wear while you are out camping or in the wilderness or in the city or at home. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending.
Description: Just Because You Are Taller Doesn't Make Me Scared Of You I Can Bite Your Ankles Faster Than You Can Pick Up A Rock
Just Because You Are Taller Doesn't Make Me Scared Of You I Can Bite Your Ankles Faster Than You Can Pick Up A Rock Tapestry
by Wild Hex
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Description: This “I Don’t Argue, I Just Talk Faster” design is perfect for auctioneers, debaters, lawyers, salespeople, public speakers, podcasters, radio hosts, teachers, coaches, content creators, and extroverts who know their words come out at full speed. A funny and relatable slogan for anyone whose fast-talking style wins conversations before they even become arguments. Great as a gift or everyday wear, this design keeps it simple, bold, and instantly recognizable for those who speak quicker than most can keep up.
Description: We see this applies to any work, including English teachers and English students. This is a totally global truth for people of all ages who study or work at anything. Workers of any profession project this. Students of any subject exhibit it. Teachers of any subject share this. English students truly display it. English teachers easily relate to this. Modern technology constantly forces us to wait for large files to upload or heavy programs to update. During these agonizingly slow moments, we falsely believe that maintaining aggressive eye contact with the screen will speed things up. We sit absolutely motionless, projecting all of our mental frustration toward a tiny blue rectangle until it finally reaches the very end.
Staring intensely at a loading bar as if my sheer willpower will make it move faster Tapestry
by englishlearning
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Description: Just saying you could have liked my story faster if you didn't have a job The perfect cute gift for a son or daughter or newborn baby from a loving and funny parent who knows a humorous slogan design when they see one. If your mom says you're a special child or a favourite child then this design is perfect for you. This funny humorous slogan design is great for family parties and family get-togethers with mom, dad, grandpa and grandma. Show love for your mom, son or daughter with this design.
Just saying you could have liked my story faster if you didn't have a job... Tapestry
by uikteraa
$23 $30
Description: A monochrome mountain landscape with snow-capped peaks and pine trees. A bear is walking on a ridge in the center. Large text above and below the scene reads: "I DON'T HAVE TO BE FASTER THAN THE BEAR JUST SASTER THAN YOU". The text and visuals are white against a black background.
I Don't Have to Be Faster Than The Bear Just Saster Than You Mountain Scene Tapestry
by Ruanara Studio
$23 $30
Description: Watch arrogance build its own trap while humility walks safely around every hidden corner. Makes a great gift for recovering egos and wisdom seekers.
Pride Will Strike You Down Faster And More Completely Than Any Enemy | Humility Quote Tapestry
by Quiet Storm
$23 $30
Description: Some tasks look simple until you have to do them. Every step takes twice as long, every decision needs a committee meeting, and the clock starts moving faster just to make you look bad. You try to speed things up, but your hands, brain, and patience didn't receive the memo. A five-minute job becomes a twenty-minute adventure involving unnecessary pauses, confused staring, and at least one moment of wondering why you ever agreed to do it. You tell yourself, “Just focus,” but somehow that makes everything take even longer. Frustration builds, productivity disappears, and the wall starts looking suspiciously like a solution. Unfortunately, furniture cannot improve your efficiency, no matter how many times you argue with it.
Hitting my forehead against the wall repeatedly won't help me do things any faster Tapestry
by englishlearning
$23 $30
Description: Futuristic transportation promises instant quantum relocation, eliminating highway traffic and long transit delays forever. Chronic procrastinators welcome this sci-fi breakthrough, not to arrive punctually, but to optimize eleventh-hour stalling. If traversing continents takes a single second, you will postpone leaving home until three seconds before an event commences. You linger on the couch, look for missing car keys, and scroll social feeds until departure becomes an absolute emergency. Technological progress cannot cure unpunctuality; it condenses human tardiness into higher velocities. The humor celebrates incorrigible delays, showing how advanced travel inventions only enable humans to bungle schedules with unprecedented swiftness.
I can't wait for teleportation so I can be late to things significantly faster Tapestry
by englishlearning
$23 $30
