Film Nerd Tapestries

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

Die Hard - Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho

Celebrate your favorite movie with this unique retro-styled design!

Bailbond company from Jackie Brown

Imperial entanglements? Fear not. Feel safe with 'Chewie's Mighty Bowcaster' Made in Kashyyyk. Yours for 900 Credits.

Execute order 66

K-Billys Super Sounds of the Seventies weekend

Bailbond company from Jackie Brown

All a new version.

Numenor: once a prosperous kingdom of men, reduced to rubble as the Land Under the Waves. Descendants of the West-land display the White Tree to honor and remember their roots proudly, even though they now grow into Middle Earth's soil. This illustration of the White Tree of Numenor is battered and beaten, like the shields of the men who still bear its image. Pay homage to the Downfallen Kingdom of Numenor with your own display of honor on this dramatic design!

My god, its full of stars! It can be pretty hard to describe what you see when you are a space traveller being flung between stars by a strange alien artefact.

"Was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb, The Hiroshima Bomb. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. Eleven-Hundred Men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about half an hour, A Tiger, Thirteen-footer. you know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. Well we didn't know. 'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us as overdue for a week.

Nowhere special...I always wanted to go there.

You're killin me smalls!

*cue Jules Winnifield*

"When someone asks you if you are a Goddess, you say YES!"

Portrait of the late great Stanley Kubrick

Remember remember the fifth of November

You know him as Joe the policeman on the 'What's goin' down' episode of That's My Mama. Put your hands together for Jackson Heights own! Mr Randy Watson!

FIRE KATHLEEN KENNEDY We need to save Galaxy's Favorite Science Fiction Saga from the Evil Empress Kathleen Kennedy and her Fascist Dictatorial Management and her Identity Politics Agenda! Get your merch and join the rebellion by sharing this merch page link with your underground rebel allies! Help us Jon Favreau You're our only Hope!

Tyler and Jack

The D is silent

Harry and Lloyd, hitting the road in style!

Conan the barbarian

inspired by Paul Thomas Anderson's 'Inherent Vice'

i hope you like it

Titles from Dalton's foray into the Italian film industry

Low brow spin on Dorothy

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

bladerunner, like tears in rain

Movie illustration

Stop Making Stupid People Famous