Flesh Wound Tapestries

Help, I've been shot. Ow. This hurts. Someone call for... help... me....

A crazy distressed style flesh wound authentic medieval woodcut illustration graphic engraving novelty medical design for you brave folk who laugh in the face of danger.

Just a flesh wound.

Flesh wound

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

The black knight is invincible.

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Tis But A Scratch

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

It's Just a Flesh Wound - Funny

I've had worst!

This design features a wacky, but tenacious soldier ferret, who's tough enough not to care if he gets a little scratch or two. Other versions of this design, and many more original art designs, can be found in my TeePublic Shop! :)

This design features a wacky, but tenacious soldier ferret, who's tough enough not to care if he gets a little scratch or two. Other versions of this design, and many more original art designs, can be found in my TeePublic Shop! :)

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Basil Fawlty is the main character of the 1970s British sitcom Fawlty Towers, played by John Cleese. The proprietor of the hotel Fawlty Towers, he is a cynical and snobbish misanthrope who is desperate to belong to a higher social class. His attempts to run the hotel often end in farce.

Borderlands Psycho "Strip The Flesh, Salt The Wound" 8-Bit Pixel Art

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

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'Tis only a Flesh Wound

Tis But A Scratch - funny

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

It's Only a Flesh Wound