Funny Size Tapestries

I am not Short I am Penguin size - Funny penguin quotes for short people

UAP/UFO design featuring a flying saucer with the wearer asking to be taken away!

This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything. Great idea for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who is just a little bit short. Don't let others look down on you, let them know that "There is Nothing I Can't Do". Looking for an ideal gift for short people? This short people joke outfit makes an ideal short people gift for a short person like you. Great for Birthday or Christmas.

I thought it would be over the lazy dog but the fox saw the short person instead!

Be Nice To Fat People Humor

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Add some peace to your wardrobe with this cute, inspirational, Breathe and Yoga design, or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and color below then BUY IT NOW to place your order

Because size matters when you are fishing!

Size Matters

I'm Not Short, I'm Leprechaun Size funny St. Patricks day saying, short joke, with green shamrock clovers. Unique hand lettering.

Size Matters

You Should See The Size Of My Sack Funny Santa Christmas

This is my size. I'm not medium, but not large... what am I?

This is my size. I'm not medium, but not large... what am I?

Perfect tshirt for every fisherman and fish lover.

You Should See The Size Of My Sack

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I'm not small. It's just that I got hit by a shrink ray!

I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size - Funny Penguin Quote

You love to hunt and as a huntsman you show humor with this vintage style saying gift. Funny quote about the size of deer antlers for foresters and hunters. Hunter jokes are an original motif.

IM FAT LETS PARTY

Have Fun bear

Size does matter!

I always tell my son he is not short; he is fun size. He is in a class with taller kids who are older than him. He has noticed the difference even at the age of 3. This is his shirt.

There will be no tall people if there are no small people ;)

Short People are Fueled by Coffee - Adorable Cat in a Coffee Cup! Embrace the charm of caffeine and cuteness with our "Short People are Fueled by Coffee" design! This whimsical artwork features a chubby, kawaii cat nestled cozily inside a coffee cup, embodying the spirit of coffee-loving individuals who might be vertically challenged but are big on personality. With the humorous text "Short People are Fueled by Coffee," this design celebrates the love for both coffee and cats in a lighthearted and delightful way. Whether you're a cat lover, a coffee enthusiast, or proudly embrace your petite stature, this design is sure to bring smiles and giggles.

Short But Deadly Adult Unisex Black Sweatshirt! Crewneck Sweaters for Men and Women, Funny, Trendy, Plus size, Gift Idea

a retro badge styled design with the text 'Living Large USA'

I'm Not Short I'm Fun Size

Check out the "Tall Best Friend" Design for the perfect Partnerlook!

All sons, daughters, toddlers and kids who adore short-legged aquatic seabird from Antarctic suit to have this rock hopper artwork! Let them pair this with a colorful scarf and gloves for zoo or sea life park visits, animal shows or shorty family vacation!

a retro styled ribbon illustration with the words 'just living large' and 'built for comfort, not for speed'

A crown with the words SIZE QUEEN

This t-shirt design is a humorous take on the age-old question of height. Featuring the phrase "I'm not short, I'm potato size," it's a playful way to embrace your unique stature and show off your sense of humor. The design features a cute cartoon potato with arms and legs, set against a solid-colored background. The typography is bold and fun, adding to the design's lighthearted feel. Made from high-quality, soft and comfortable fabric, this t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just hanging out with friends. It's available in a range of sizes and colors to suit your personal style and preferences. Whether you're a fan of puns or simply appreciate a good joke, this t-shirt is a great way to show off your personality

Im Not Short Im Penguin Size - Penguin Quote humor

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.