Getting Toad Tapestries
Description: Listen to the director. He is telling you to go out and buy a Toad To Stardom tee shirt. He cannot complete the scene unless you are properly wearing the proper shirt. Want to be in the upcoming scene? Well you know what you need to do. All those buying this tee shirt will be entered into a pool and provided you can swim you will then be able to come out of that pool and put on your Toad To Stardom tee shirt. Do not keep your Toad To Stardom mug near the pool since it could fall in and break into many pieces and then others will have to get out of the pool for other reasons than the toadler poo that everyone failed to notice. Toadler tees are available in our company store as I am sure you figured out by now.
Description: I know that you hate being toad what to do, BUT buying this tee shirt design will change your life! To start, the approximate $22.00 that you spend on the tee shirt or other useful I Hate Being Toad What To Do product will save you from spending it on fast food, junk food or pet food. You should not be eating any of these but who am I to tell you what to do? Instead wearing this shirt will be a way to express your inner feelings to that person that never takes the time to listen to you.
Description: If you only bought some Bump In The Toad or other Toad design products rather than all that food that created that bump. Next time spend your hard earned dollars wisely and buy Getting Toad merch. Food is overrated. Our designs will get you noticed and strangers will come up to you and offer you a home-cooked meal. Before you know it those healthy home-cooked meals will reduce the bump in the toad so make sure you buy multiple sizes to accommodate as you lose the weight.
Description: Ok, the truth is that you will not get anywhere by buying this tee shirt, but you weren't getting anywhere anyway. Your toad to nowhere has been lined with you purchasing much more needless items than this dumbass tee shirt. So buy a sticker instead and look for places that have signs that say, "Post No Bills" and put your sticker to good use. Does anyone even know what the heck that means? I know someone toad me not to post any stupid tee shirt designs but I hate being toad what to do...yes, I bought one of those shirts too.
Im At That Age Where My Back Goes Out More Than I Do Funny Frog Tapestry
by Jaylleel-Arts
$23 $30
Description: Don't let the pickles scare you. They know that this cool tee shirt design is a big hit so they are trying to get away. Be a big hit on the pickleball court and beyond. Wearing your hot new I Love Pickleball tee shirt in the kitchen will soon have you removing your tee shirt in the bedroom....Just saying.
Description: Have a heart, buy a tee shirt...or many tee shirts and other On The Toad To Recovery things and you will live a much longer more fruitful life feeling great about making the world a happier place by giving out these great On The Toad To Recovery products. Look in the mirror. Proof that you are already living longer....These tees work.
Description: Give your thumbs up to this awesome tee shirt. America is synonymous with USA. Duh. Wear this shirt proudly on the streets of America and everywhere else in the world you travel to...but don't forget to wash it every once in a while... except in those 3rd world countries where they have adapted to the scent of sweaty tees and smelly underwear.
Description: There's no truth to the rumor that this toad's arm was broken due to us "twisting" his arm to purchase Getting Toad apparel and stuff. Don't let this happen to you. Purchase your On the Toad To Recovery merch along with all of our other toad related designs. Do I make myself clear? ...or do you need a visit from Bruno?
Description: The last team that bought this tee shirt for all of their players never lost a game. Keep the streak going by being the first team to buy one of these tee shirts for all of their players. Hit the road with your fashionable Hit The Toad tees and the other teams will cringe when you walk into their gym...it may help to eat lots of burritos the night before along with wearing a string of garlic cloves around your neck.
Description: Remember after you purchase a One More For The Toad tee shirt, make sure that you don't stop there and you get one more tee for the road, and another one for the road and another one and another... and ...We will let you know when you have had enough. You must be of legal age to continue non stop purchases and you must be using your own credit card. Other than that follow the mantra from the Yoga Toadga tee...don't forget to order a bunch of those too!
Description: There is little doubt that the chakra that you'll experience by wearing this tee shirt will radiate up from your toes to your chiny chin chin where the tee shirt comes to an end....unless you're wise enough to purchase a hoody. Listen to the mantra, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody, buy a toadga tee shirt or hoody... Not much more that I can say. Namaste
