Girls Tapestries
Description: After Sophia Petrillo's stroke that very badly damaged the part of her brain that censored her thoughts, her daughter, Dorothy Zbornak placed her in Shady Pines. Sophia detested it, claiming that they were cruel there, but it is eventually revealed that the facility was a satisfactory place that Sophia just didn't care for. In September 1985, Shady Pines burned down after a heater fire, causing Sophia to move in with Dorothy, Blanche Devereaux, and Rose Nylund. After a short time, Shady Pines was reconstructed, with Sophia not returning, however she did keep in contract with her friends and entered the talent show in one episode. Dorothy used the catchphrase "Shady Pines, Ma" to keep Sophia in order.
Description: Awesome present for sassy women who study biology or female science teachers with a wicked sense of irony. Great surprise for anyone fascinated by wildlife mating habits arthropods and the brutal reality of nature. Ideal attire to wear at casual rallies public history museum visits insect conventions or just lounging around indoors. A hilarious conversation starter designed to make folks laugh at ecological trivia and fierce lady jokes.
