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faith > fear

Jesus Saves

faith > fear

Jesu Saves

john 3:16

University of Jesus. Lamb of God. Est. for Eternity. Jesus+

"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice." - Clark Ashton Smith, "The Seven Geases"

"Tibi, magnum Innominandum, signa stellarum nigrarum et bufoniformis Sadoquae sigillum" -- Ludwig Prinn, De Vermis Mysteriis

“I see it--coming here--hell-wind--titan blur--black wings--Yog-Sothoth save me--the three-lobed burning eye....”

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Death Could Not Hold You

Visage of the great Old One. Original Acrylic painting by Mythos Artist, Anita S.Moore . copy right 1998

Innsmouth The Gillman House Inn Seafood & Ale

RIZZ EM WITH THE TISM

“Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea; but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which had never died.” ― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories

“The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.” - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

Looking for a good laugh? Our collection of funny t-shirts is sure to make you smile. From clever puns to silly graphics, we've got something for everyone. These shirts are perfect for expressing your personality, making a statement, or just brightening up your day. Our tees are made with high-quality materials, so they're comfortable and durable. Whether you're looking for a gift or just want to treat yourself, you'll find the perfect funny shirt in our collection.

He's already stolen your girl, your mom and even your dad. Go back to class letting the bois know you've graduated from rizz university. Now you know exactly how to talk to women. (that's a lie, but at least you look cool!)

Swamp people unite for real, no cap!

This design celebrates all the true shepherds of Christ's church. Leading by their positive example in deed, not merely in word. University style, eye catching and unique.

This design celebrates all the true shepherds of Christ's church. Leading by their positive example in deed, not merely in word. University style, eye catching and unique.

greek life

“That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.” — H. P. Lovecraft

This design celebrates all the true shepherds of Christ's church. Leading by their positive example in deed, not merely in word. University style, colourful, vibrant, eye catching and unique.

He is the patron saint of students and universities

“That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.” — H. P. Lovecraft

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

When attending his birthday party, you have to hnahr'luh ph'nglui gn'th'bthnk ymg' orr'e mglagln

Puttin' On The Cool Rizz Slogan

Egyptian Hieroglyphs on exhibit at the Yale University Peabody Museum of Natural History.

Cathulhu - Can he haz ur sanity?

Our tentacled friend flying through the depths of space in a...Wardrobe???

~In lieu of boring ad copy... let me sing you a song of my people~ Hey there, D' R'lyeh What's it like beneath the Ocean? I'm ten thousand leagues above But, Dagon, tonight see my devotion Yes, you will My victims gave me quite a thrill Now they'll feed the krill Hey there, D' R'lyeh Don't worry no one will miss them I'm made sure they had no family They'll just slide down in the abyss'n They'll be gone Listening to your call I'm drawn Your willing pawn Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me Oh, what Dagon says to me What Dagon says to me

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Did you attend Rizz Academy? Show your pride with this emblematic design featuring a university-inspired emblem.' Perfect for alumni, students, or anyone who loves the spirit of academia and rizz. Wear it with nostalgia and let others know you're part of the Rizz Academy family.