Golfer Tapestries
Description: Funny golfing and social distancing humor for golfers features bold type reading SOCIAL DISTANCING GOLFER - KEEP 2 GOLF CLUB LENGTHS AWAY with two golf clubs. Perfect fashion on golf courses and out in public. Perfect gift for golfers, golfing dad, father, or grandpa on Father's Day and for golfing men and women during the COVID19 pandemic of quarantine and social distancing. Be safe. Golf on.
Description: So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.
