Grand Theft Auto Tapestries
Description: The “Ah Shit, Here We Go Again” scene has been in the opening scene of the “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” video game for over a decade. The line is delivered by Carl Johnson, the game’s protagonist. After being harassed and threatened by deceitful police officers, Johnson is thrust into an equally as distressing scenario. When Johnson finds himself in a crime-ridden neighborhood, the only words he can muster are “ah shit, here we go again.” From there, the meme was born.
Description: This quote is from the mission "Wrong Side of the Tracks" in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, where a frustrated Big Smoke says, "All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!" after a failed attempt to eliminate rival gang members. The quote is a popular meme among gamers, both because of the mission's difficulty and the memorable, repetitive dialogue.
Description: The neighborhood is bordered by Rockford Hills to the north, Downtown and Strawberry to the east, Vespucci to the west and La Puerta to the south. Little Seoul is a South Korean-influenced neighborhood, even though the Los Santos Triads have some territory in the area. Asian companies, such as Kayton and WIWANG, are headquartered here, and there are also many smaller Korean businesses and shops present, ranging from grocery stores to internet cafés to even a branch of 24-7 with a sign written in Hangul (Korean alphabet).
Description: EQUANOX MAY CAUSE NAUSEA, LOSS OF SLEEP, BLURRED VISION, LEAKAGE, KIDNEY PROBLEMS, AND BREATHING IRREGULARITIES. DO NOT TAKE EQUANOX IF YOU ARE OPERATING ANY MACHINERY, DRIVING A CAR, PREGNANT, A CHILD OF LOW AGE, UNHAPPY, OR IF YOUR FAMILY HAS A HISTORY OF MENTAL DISORDERS. MANUFACTURED BY: ZAIBATSU PHARMACEUTICALS
Description: "Sure, you work in an office. Sure, you do pilates. Yes, your wife earns more money than you do. But don't let anyone tell you you're not a man. Let them know - you're a tool! You Tool! The do-it-yourself mega hardware store for guys just like you - real tools. Guys that don't need to hire a plumber or electrician, guys who do it themselves - tools! Blue-collar guys aren't geniuses, and neither are you. Demonstrate this to your wife once and for all at You Tool. Buy a circular saw - any guy can use one of them; gardening is for ninnies. Wire like the pros and make your house the safe place you can be proud of. Show that wife who's boss - the guy with the belt full of gear and a house under control. Show your wife who the family tool is
Description: Inspired by the iconic in-game T-shirt from GTA 6, this retro-inspired design brings that bold, rebellious gamer spirit to life. Featuring a fierce gamer girl with a classic CRT TV and vintage typography, it’s a must-have for fans of the game and retro gaming culture alike. Wear it proudly and let everyone know: Violence is cool—thanks, video games!
Description: Sandy Shores is a small desert town located in the middle of the Grand Senora Desert in Blaine County, San Andreas, that appears in GTA V. Situated south of Grapeseed, Sandy Shores sits on the coastline of the Alamo Sea and overlooks the towering Mount Chiliad. It's a beach town nowhere near the ocean, where the city center is a trailer park and the beach is a mixture of toxic sludge and pulverized fish bones. It has a dry, arid climate, and is home to many coyotes and bike gang members, both of which frequently end up as roadkill. At some point in time, it had a population of approximately 3,010, as seen on a welcome sign on the approach to the town. Sandy Shores is based on California's real life Salton Sea region.
