H2g2 Tapestries

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Another design by Deep Space Dives.

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Large friendly blue letters reminding you to keep calm and carry on.

"The ships hung in the sky in much the way that bricks don't." At least, that's what Douglas Adams has to say about the Vogon ships. But what about the Helicarrier? Well, let's just say it's not like Mjölnir. mezzotessitura.storenvy.com

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“Don’t Panic.” Homage to the novel. Adapted from a graphic image by Dan S.

“You must come with me or you will be late!”. “Late? What for?”. “What is your name, human?”. “Dent, Arthur Dent.” “Late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's a sort of threat, you see.”

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

A quick design.

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past wh...

"I wonder if it will be friends with me."

Hope you like it.

Need to know the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything? Deep Thought created a Venn diagram to help you understand. Also available in a light version / dark background :)

I got 42 problems, but the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and everything ain't one

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

Advertisement for the Kryten 2X4B-523P Service Mechanoid produced in the style of The Guide from H2G2 (print is transparent)

The number 42 in a yellow and black circle

The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The answer to life, the universe and everything, hidden in an Ishihara color-blindness test.

Hitch Hikers Guide to Saving the Whales.

I had an idea..WHAP!!!

Resistance Is Useless design. The much loved Vogon catchphrase and the last thing you hear before being thrown out of an airlock. (check my store for more Hitchhikers Guide designs)

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Towel Day is celebrated every year on May 25th to honor the author Douglas Adams and his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Fans carry a towel in tribute to its importance in the story. It's a day to celebrate great literature and intergalactic adventures.

Don’t Panic (morse code) design.

Don’t Panic (morse code) design.

Don’t Panic (morse code) design.

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