Humor Tapestries

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Swear Words!

digital illustration created with a graphics tablet in Illustrator/Photoshop

Grab this physics gift shirt for the person in your life who loves science jokes. Make sure to order your physicist tee to wear to conventions or to classes.

Design is a set of symbols representing, Man, Woman & Geek (power button).

... and I'll bet it's YOUR drunk face, too.

For those that love science and funny sayings. Y'all need science.

Rodney Dangerfield FACE!

Wear this shirt when you get caught red handed, but still plan on getting out of trouble. Original digital art from the Hot Dog Car skit on I Think You Should Leave.

Programmer joke

Hilarious keep calm shirt inspired by the Whitest Kids U Know sketch, Abe Lincoln.

For all people that love christmas humor sweater lion gift

You snailed it! Featuring a cute snail giving two thumbs up, with this punny animal illustration, you can share a wholesome message, spread positive vibes, and show your support by letting them know that they nailed it.

Vintage Harvard Law Jokes

Being broke and bored is the worst combination ever

Let's Taco 'Bout It

The word pants on a shirt in simple, classic typography. You should wear them when you're out of the house - the pants I mean.

Don't be a da/dt. A jerk in other words. Show your inner nerd and your abilities in vector calculus...and physics.

Derry Girls

Charlie don't surf

Political Satire

Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Enjoy the finest coffee on Tyria from the Fire Legion's own Charrbucks coffee. This is the well known logo used for over 20 years.

Tacos Made Me Do It features a mischievously cute taco who just might be a bad influence on you. Tacos, love em but beware!

May your days be Meowy and Bright, and may all your Christmas Trees have lights. (Despite your kitty messing with them)

Using Stranger Things font, enjoy our beer

Oh you're shrimply the best, better than all the rest! Featuring a cute shrimp wearing a medal, this punny animal illustration is the perfect gift for all shrimp and pun lovers out there.

Jesus Is Coming (look busy)

'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' T-shirt and Apparel. Funny gifts for him, gifts for her. Perfect for that fiery friend who's fluent in sarcasm, and damn proud of it!

Get ready to add some fun to your workday with 'Cubicle Quipsters.' These designs are not only humorous but also great conversation starters. Choose your favorite design and become the life of the office! Our collection is designed for modern office workers who want to add humor to their work routines. With clever quotes about the eternal wait for 5 PM, our designs spruce up your work wardrobe, desk space, or devices.

Oh dam! Featuring a cute beaver and a play on words involving a beaver's dam, this punny animal illustration is the perfect gift for all beaver and pun lovers out there.

Witch unhappy with having one single day to celebrate Halloween. She decided to take part in Christmas festivities. She took a flying candy cane, some baubles and ornaments and became a Xmas character, just like any other!

Did you think you were getting away with something? You're not. Joe Knows.

Encourage the new and seasoned amputee with this funny Tee. Share the victories and triumphs of your unique life with others. Bring awareness to the amputee lifestyle, design features the Amputee Ribbon along with encouraging script that speaks to the strength of amputees

I am a programmer but I can't spell the word programmer because I write code