I Need Three Coffees Tapestries
Description: A funny coffee design for the busiest days: three retro coffee cups and the line "Three coffees, no lunch" in diner-sign lettering. A coffee lover design for nurses, teachers, moms, students and everyone running on caffeine and determination. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: If you are a fan of South Park, you know that when Chef was getting married, his parents came to town and told the boys about meeting the Loch Ness Monster and how it needed $3.50. As of August 2020, 100% of my earnings here will go directly to the Make-A-Wish of Western New York. Please help make a sick kid's wish come true.
Description: Conquering the morning routine usually involves executing a great theatrical performance of fake biological energy. Despite enjoying a full night of slumber, rolling out of the mattress leaves you feeling entirely depleted and desperate for a massive daytime hibernation. You stumble into the kitchen, pour coffee with heavy eyelids, and force a cheerful expression while interacting with family or coworkers. Beneath this polite, alert exterior, every single cell in your body is screaming for a heavy blanket and drawn curtains. The humor exposes the fraud of morning vitality, celebrating the ridiculous effort required to masquerade as a functioning person when your only true desire is to instantly return to a state of profound unconsciousness.
Actively pretending I don't need a three-hour nap right after waking up Tapestry
by englishlearning
$30
