Kvlt Tapestries

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ONLY TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL FANS WEAR THIS! ONLY THE POSERS AND THE WANNABES SPELL WORDS WITH "U's" AND ARE MOSTLY LEGIBLE!

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Mondays, right?

Be a Trve Kvlt Norwegian Black Metaller

A photo of Per Ohlin with a lyric from “Life Eternal.”

Mother, I wish for crab rangoon. Mother. The rangoon, mother.

FUNGALORE - HE HEARD YOUR WISH. Kick off the new year (20fungalore) in style with this death metal styled MBMBAM fan tee. No one said he had to be cute!

Revolting in the black metal style

Remember, if it ends in .97, that means it's discounted. $1.50 hot dogs for LIFE!

Get blasphemous with this kvlt black metal logo revision

Beak-a-boo.

dead

Enjoy your day in church, hotter than hell!

I love milk, I love cheese, but I've becoming a bit more lactose intolerant as I get older. My heart goes out to the cheeseless, milkless folks out there. This version has the original LACTOSE INTOLERANT logo design, plus a gnarly rib cage illustration.

Dark Kvlt Baphomet

wow you look metal shit you have my permission to kick my ass

IT'S ABOUT THE CONES!

I love milk, I love cheese, but I've becoming a bit more lactose intolerant as I get older. My heart goes out to the cheeseless, milkless folks out there. This has the original LACTOSE INTOLERANT logo design, plus a gnarly ribcage illustration. This is the "milk white" variant of the design.

"And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

Mondays, right?

Hungover?

"And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

And nail my hands to a wooden cross There is nothing above And nothing below

Would you like to talk about our cat and behavior?

Mater Dolorosa By Max Nevan Neon Obscur

And as you can see on this slide, our year-over-year conversion rates from nu metal to death metal is up 33%, which is well over our projected numbers, so great job to the Conversion Ops Team. Next slide please. And here...nope, sorry, go back one...one more...And here, you'll see that despite some macro-economic djent factors at play, we've successfully sped up our blast beats by a whopping 64% compared to last quarter. There's still room for improvement with having our caveman riffs localized to emerging markets, but we all know it's a slow growth and we won't be seeing significant data until the end of the fiscal year.

The author of such metal classics as Deadeye Dick and Slaugherhouse-5 finally receives the black metal logo treatment. Rawr.

An alien-esque design I did a while back

EBITDA: Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization. I still don't know how it works, it's some sort of mathemagician sorcery. Seems important for businesses, though!

For the magical summoning. This powerful emblem of sacred science brings forth abundance of growth and manifestation. Work on the self.

Logo designed by Trent Bullock

1st inktober 2019 drawing.

Did you know this movie has a subplot involving cannibalism?

Black Metal Learn to TRVE KVLT parody design