Lard Tapestries

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

Funny Foodie Chef Baking Humor ~ I Heart [Love] Lard.

Deb meets Napolean at the playground. They look deep into each other's eyes. They smile. Napolean tells Deb, "I caught you a delicious bass." It was the perfect romance. Then they played tetherball.

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Meat Pork Lover

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Meat Pork Lover

National Greasy Foods Day is the feel good holiday that comes every October 25. It’s state fair season: time to fire up the frying oil, chop the potatoes, and break out the napkins. On October 25, you don’t have to feel guilty about eating greasy foods, because you’re are actually encouraged to!

Still one of my favorite movies.

PHS

Napoleon's school ID at Preston High, Preston, Idaho

Kip is a legend.

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Cute Pig Egg

Repetition, repetition, repetition

How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?

Over them mountains. Preston, Idaho "I will teach you to throw a pigskin a quarter mile" -Uncle Rico Est. 1982

Tina You Fat Lard

Praise the Lard Cow W

Pig farm, pig, meat, farm, food, animal, lard, head, technology, light, universe, cosmos, galaxy, shine, concept

Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!

If you're on a ketogenic diet, this funny play on popular song lyrics is the shirt for you. This funny keto shirt will let everyone know you're on the keto diet and will pass on the carbs. Great keto gift idea.

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How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?

PHS

We use freakin' 12-gauges "I told you, you're going to shoot like 50 of 'em"

PHS

Napolean Dynamite

!A Mi Me Criaron Con Manteca! (I was raised on lard!) A saying in our Family that means I was raised on the real deal genuine stuff.

Psalm 113:3 KJV From the rising of the sun unto the going down of the same the LORD'S name is to be praised. This Bible verse typography was done in Adobe Photoshop CC 2020 software with bold white TeX Gyre Heros font - closest match to popular Helvetica. I added black stroke around the typography's alphabet.

Nice motivational design for the health lovers out there.

Vote For Pedro

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You fat lard

Vote For Pedro - Pdro Pascal Napoleon Dynamite

Tina come get some ham!

Keto I Thought You Said Tito's

This is at the latter end of the whole spiel of our guy Blard blowing up and ultimately filling up his living quarters with his own pure lard.

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