Lawyer Quote Tapestries

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

That won't hold up in court.

From the episode "New Kid on the Block" of The Simpsons.

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Dont Judge Me Cause I Am Quiet No One Plans A Murder Out Loud Cool Creative Typography Design

I'm a lawyer to save time let's just assume that i'm never wrong typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Act for truth and justice—veritas et aequitas—in the law.

Funny lawyer joke, "I'm billing you for this conversation."

How do lawyers not cry when arguing.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Quotes

How do lawyers not cry when arguing

Funny Lawyer designs? Make a statement with this The Best Lawyers Smoke Cigars tee. Makes a great gift for attorney, lawyer, law graduate, law student or anyone who loves funny lawyer tees.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer

I'm a lawyer i can't fix stupid but i can fix what stupid does typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer

Funny Lawyer - show me your torts

This funny It's Ok To Lie I'm A Lawyer t-shirt lets people know you're billing. Perfect gift for every lawyer or attorney.

Don't make me use my lawyer voice

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! Funny t-shirt for all ages. Fed up of trying to tell people why they're wrong and it ends up sounding like you're arguing with them? This I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! fixes that.

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! Funny t-shirt for all ages. Fed up of trying to tell people why they're wrong and it ends up sounding like you're arguing with them? This I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! fixes that.

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! Funny t-shirt for all ages. Fed up of trying to tell people why they're wrong and it ends up sounding like you're arguing with them? This I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! fixes that.

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! Funny t-shirt for all ages. Fed up of trying to tell people why they're wrong and it ends up sounding like you're arguing with them? This I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right! fixes that.

Will Give Legal Advice For Tacos Funny Sarcastic Gift for Lawyers Judges who love tacos and for tacos addicts

Instant Lawyer Just Add Coffee

i dont need a good lawyer i raised one, great graduation gift, gift for mom gift for dad

It's Outrageous! Egregious! Preposterous!

Everybody counts, or nobody counts.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

Inject a dose of wit and rebellion into your wardrobe with this cleverly designed quote. The phrase 'It's only illegal if you get caught' captures the audacious spirit of those who dare to challenge the status quo. Embrace the humor and defiance in this design, perfect for rule-breakers with a penchant for pushing boundaries. Let the world know that you live life on your own terms, unapologetically embracing the thrill of bending the rules. Get noticed, spark conversations, and showcase your fearless attitude with this bold and thought-provoking design

Funny Saying Tears of Opposing Counsel - Law Student Attorney Paralegal Future Lawyer Gifts.

I don't need a good lawyer I raised one

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This design is perfect for lawyers who want to add some humor to their courtroom and see everyone rise for laughter!

Great gift for any notary or loan signing agent. Funny definition of the words notary – someone super official but also not super official at the same time. Awesome gift for men and women. It also makes a great Christmas gift or birthday present for your favorite notary!