Low Brow Tapestries

would you have done things differently? I would If I knew nothing of what waited beyond you my horizon my sun my moon I lived as if I did not know Wrapped around the core of you Held too tight with claw and tooth until we were both bloody and weak enough strength to stagger away Put a marker in the ground Do not replant Do not revisit A cataclysmic action happened here Low-brow Snow White with skin as white as bone and lips as red as arterial blood in Russian style crown

Clean "Who Are You?" design on a simple dark background

My Dad Can Beat Your Dad

Which bear is best?

Quote by Charlie Kelly from the television series "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Located in Bikini Bottom

Fantasy low brow Marie Antoinette portrait glittery white hair, fantasy jewelry (can you find the gold fish?) Royal princess core costume

Bird Brain. A funny picture of a goofy looking guy with his favourite pet bird. Is it a Hawk or an Eagle? Painted in the classic 1950's style of Mad Magazine.

Peaches. Inspired by the classic song by the band The Stranglers. This is a funny satirical caricature of a man enjoying a big peach on a sunny beach. Painted in the lowbrow style of Mad Magazine.

Hot Dog and a Shake! A fun illustration in the crazy style of Mad Magazine paying homage to the David Lee Roth song featuring a nerdy geek with her hotdog and milkshake.

Synth Mobile! Strap in for a groovy ride in the Synthmobile. This fun illustration in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine, Robert Crumb and Robt Williams is ideal for fans of vintage synthesisers like Moog, Kong,Yamaha, Sequential Circuits and many more!

Obsessive Compulsive. This is a satirical illustration in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine of a man in a fastidious clean white room washing his hands clean.

Yes, it is supposed to be upside down.

New Toy. A satirical illustration of a goth in front of a toy shop to illustrate the Line Lovich song. Painted in the lowbrow style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Dentist! A trip to have your teeth checked will never be the same again. In this satirical illustration, painted in the style of Mad Magazine we have a goofy woman having her teeth examined by android robot dentist. This is poking fun at the future of artificial intelligence.

Pour Some Sugar On Me. A tribute to the classic rock song by the band Def Leppard. Here we have a goofy looking woman pouring sugar onto herself, painted in the hilarious style of Mad Magazine.

Smell You Later! A funny satirical painting in the lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robert Crumb of a smelly creepy man with two weird characters holding their noses in disgust.

Tightrope Walker. Displaying incredible mental agility, this brain is walking across a canyon, balancing on a high wire! The illustration touches on concepts of mental health and agility and is painted in the satirical lowbrow art style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

Radiohead. This is a tribute illustration to the band Radiohead. It features a wild surreal image of a woman who has the head of a radio full of music, thoughts, emotions and ideas. Painted in the lowbrow style of Mad Magazine and Robt Williams.

line play with metaphors....it's like a onion

just some line play with metaphors....it's like an onion it has layers.

Graphic rendition of Ace Ventura's botched version of "Bumbaww Atuna" Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace: Nice to meet you. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna.

Because cannibalism is probably still better than being vegan

(The worst show on television)

Low brow spin on Dorothy

Simple figures

Low-brow spin on the old adage

For the gym wizards out there

Everybody in zee German army knows about "Hu-go Stig-litz"

Original South Seas R’lyeh Rum Secret Family Recipe with Strange Imported Spices Bottled in Massachusetts

Crack open a cold one in the Gulag

Art Bell / Coast To Coast

Ed ' Big Daddy' Roth inspired skeleton hot rod driving cartoon

No diggity

It's time for Doc Chicken ya'll!

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