Narfle The Garthok Tapestries

Description: Narfle the garthok! beldar conehead

Description: Ah...My most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

Description: Trial by combat for Beldar

Description: One does not simply narfle the Garthok.

Description: You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . narfle the garthok!