No One Expects Tapestries

Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "nobody expects DARK BRANDON". Fascists hate it when you laugh at them so when we took their stupid "Brandon" meme and made it even more ridiculous, we won. And we're definitely not tired of winning.

Description: No One Expects the Obsidian Order