Passive Aggressive Tapestries

A collection of phrases for when you don't really care.

"I may look calm but in my head I've slapped you 3 times" suggests that the person may appear composed on the outside, but they are actually feeling angry or frustrated with someone. They may be imagining retaliating against that person, even if they are not actually doing so in real life

Funny shirt for the passive aggressive email that won't get you fired. This is a head turner, and will get a good laugh in the office, while making a perfectly searing point. Would make an awesome Secret Santa, holiday exchange gift, or joint birthday gift for a co-worker.

A cute face rolling its eyes and saying "This Is How Eye Roll" in a simple, minimalist style.

In a passive aggressive power play Patrick Brewer places the plungers at the front of Rose Apothecary and David Rose declares this merchandising position INCORRECT to both Patrick and Stevie. Great gift for people who love Schitt's Creek and the Schitt's Creek in-jokes.

Add some love to your artwork with this lovely Per My Last Email. This nice design gives us the perfect gift for your best friend at a very low price. Do not miss it!

rule #1

Muffin has just learned a new skill

Nope. No description needed. Just Nope.

"I have exceptional taste, and I'm willing to make an exception for you."

Beautiful design for your email inbox

You're starting to grate on me! This funny cheese pun gift will make you laugh. It features a block of cheese and a cheese grater that are not getting along. A funny cheese pun that will make you smile. A funny food gift with a funny cheese joke. A cute cheese gift for kids, men and women. Perfect for cheese lovers, cheese fans, cheese addicts, and anyone obsessed with cheese or thinks cheese is awesome!

Throw some salt on it

I'll only sort of hit your car. a progressive parody of the progressive logo for passive-aggressive people like me

If you have a resting bitch face then this is for you. A not so subtle way to tell people around you not to ruin the day.

Get yourself a passive aggressive piece of artwork

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this design is for the workers who learned how to value their own lives and souls during the quarantine. For those who realized that work is not dependent on cubicles and workstations. Wear this design as a proud attempt to passive aggressively greet everyone at work with a smile after a year of being home-based. Let's all cry inside and mourn the death of our freedom.

An alternate version of Passive Aggressive Punch to satisfy your PG deviant side.

this design is for the workers who learned how to value their own lives and souls during the quarantine. For those who realized that work is not dependent on cubicles and workstations. Wear this design as a proud attempt to passive aggressively greet everyone at work with a smile after a year of being home-based. Let's all cry inside and mourn the death of our freedom.

My Food! Not Yours! Mine!

Moira Rose's response to Twyla's invitation to her Murder Mystery Party. Great Gift for Schitt's Creek Fans and people trying to get out of Social engagements. Introverts and snobs unite!

It's an angry skeleton typing email things: i hope this email finds you well

Designs inspired by Narcissists, their personality traits & the experiences a survivor goes through during their relationship with a narcissist.

Touch grass, it's good for your soul

Nevermore -- or nevermind.

Based on one of my photos. When I saw this slogan, I figured it was a perfect match for this photo. The end result will be a Perfect gift that I hope everyone will enjoy :)

Per my Last email martial arts office humor

Figures fighting With it saying Per my last email

Designs inspired by Narcissists, their personality traits & the experiences a survivor goes through during their relationship with a narcissist.

"I may look calm but in my head I've slapped you 3 times" suggests that the person may appear composed on the outside, but they are actually feeling angry or frustrated with someone. They may be imagining retaliating against that person, even if they are not actually doing so in real life

Prepare to unleash a tidal wave of wit and sarcasm with our brutally honest design: "Sarcasm - Because Murder Charges Are Expensive." This is a tongue-in-cheek reminder that sometimes the only way to survive the absurdity of life is with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Picture this: you're navigating through the minefield of social interactions, dodging landmines of stupidity and idiocy left and right. Instead of resorting to violence (and the subsequent legal fees), you can simply point to this design and let it do the talking. Because let's face it, sarcasm is cheaper than therapy... and a whole lot funnier too.

Ew. People.

Designs inspired by Narcissists, their personality traits & the experiences a survivor goes through during their relationship with a narcissist.

Thanks, I hate it. A passive aggressive design for the discerning yet anti-social individual.

Designs inspired by Narcissists, their personality traits & the experiences a survivor goes through during their relationship with a narcissist.