Peeno Noir Tapestries

All the things that rhyme with Peeno Noir, Titus Andromedon's ode to black penis (classy!)

Is Pinot Noir your favorite wine? Only if it comes in a box.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's quotes to make your life better

“Eurethra!” Celebrate the work of Tina Fey (30 Rock), Amy Poehler (Parks & Rec), and a host of other brilliant, funny, strong women in your life! Perhaps you yourself are that strong women, just trying to have it all. Well, say “Yes!” to life, “Yes!” to love, and “Yes!” to buying my merchandise! If you’ve enjoyed binging on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt like I have, then you’re already carrying that auto-tuned theme song in your head pretty much all the time. Now you can let everyone else know what’s on your mind grapes. Get one for yourself, or any female in your life who’s STRONG AS HELL.

My favorite Titus Andromedon quote ever.

Inspired by the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

Inspired by the Netflix show “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”