Problem Tapestries
Description: A black background with white text. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in a large, bold, white font within a white rectangular border. Below this, a phonetic spelling and a humorous definition of an engineer are presented in smaller white text, followed by "see also, wizard, magician."
Description: A schematic diagram illustrating the process of an engineer. A coffee cup with the word "COFFEE" is shown entering the input. Arrows point to "ENGINEER" from "PROBLEM" and to "SOLUTION" from "ENGINEER". An additional arrow from "ENGINEER" points to "SARCASM (BY-PRODUCT)". The style is minimalist with white lines and text on a black background.
Description: A monochrome graphic with white text and icons on a black background. The top reads "BASIC ELECTRICAL TROUBLESHOOTING". Below are three boxed icons: a plug in an outlet, a battery with circular arrows, and a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Each icon corresponds to a numbered step: "1. Plugged in & turned on", "2. See #1 again, cycle power just to be sure", and "3. It's probably a software problem".
Description: A smiling man wearing glasses and a Hawaiian shirt holds a large beer with an umbrella. A blue cooler sits beside him, and a large blue wave washes behind him. The text "RETIRED" is in large block letters at the top, and "EVERY SIP TASTES LIKE IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" is at the bottom.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in large, bold, uppercase letters. Below that, in smaller text, is the phonetic spelling "[ en-juh-neer ] noun". The main body of text provides a definition: "1. a person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand". The final line states "see also: wizard, magician".
Description: A circular design featuring three animals wearing sunglasses: a badger on the left, a raccoon in the center, and an opossum on the right. Text arches over and under the animals. The top text reads 'DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM' and the bottom text reads 'BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM'. The background is black with small starburst shapes.
Description: A humorous phrase about mathematics is presented in bold red capital letters. Text reads "MATH THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BUY 66 WATERMELONS AND NO ONE WONDERS WHY WHY...". A detailed, stylized slice of watermelon with ornate patterns on its red flesh and green rind is prominently displayed against a black background.
Description: A text-based composition with the bold heading "ENGINEER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and blue. Below are multiple pricing tiers for engineering services, ranging from "$100/HR ..- We solve your problem" to "$500/HR ..- You tell us how to do our job", all in white text on a black background.