Problem Tapestries
Description: A smiling man wearing glasses and a Hawaiian shirt holds a large beer with an umbrella. A blue cooler sits beside him, and a large blue wave washes behind him. The text "RETIRED" is in large block letters at the top, and "EVERY SIP TASTES LIKE IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" is at the bottom.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in large, bold, uppercase letters. Below that, in smaller text, is the phonetic spelling "[ en-juh-neer ] noun". The main body of text provides a definition: "1. a person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand". The final line states "see also: wizard, magician".
Description: A circular design featuring three animals wearing sunglasses: a badger on the left, a raccoon in the center, and an opossum on the right. Text arches over and under the animals. The top text reads 'DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM' and the bottom text reads 'BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM'. The background is black with small starburst shapes.
Description: A humorous phrase about mathematics is presented in bold red capital letters. Text reads "MATH THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BUY 66 WATERMELONS AND NO ONE WONDERS WHY WHY...". A detailed, stylized slice of watermelon with ornate patterns on its red flesh and green rind is prominently displayed against a black background.
Description: A text-based composition with the bold heading "ENGINEER HOURLY RATE" in yellow and blue. Below are multiple pricing tiers for engineering services, ranging from "$100/HR ..- We solve your problem" to "$500/HR ..- You tell us how to do our job", all in white text on a black background.
Description: Celebrate the analytical mind with this professional engineering schematic design. Featuring a detailed technical flowchart with gears, mechanical lines, and arrows connecting 'Problem' to 'Solution,' this design captures the essence of critical thinking and efficient design. Perfect for mechanical, civil, and software engineers, as well as students and tech enthusiasts who love a clean, minimalist, and smart aesthetic. Ideal for office decor, tech-themed apparel, and professional gifts.
Description: Celebrate the analytical mind with this professional engineering schematic design. Featuring a detailed technical flowchart with gears, mechanical lines, and arrows connecting 'Problem' to 'Solution,' this design captures the essence of critical thinking and efficient design. Perfect for mechanical, civil, and software engineers, as well as students and tech enthusiasts who love a clean, minimalist, and smart aesthetic. Ideal for office decor, tech-themed apparel, and professional gifts.