Professionally Unqualified Tapestries
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Description: Waking up before the sun has risen is a cruelty that nobody should ever be forced to endure. Your cognitive functions remain deeply asleep even as your physical body stumbles clumsily toward the coffee maker. It is incredibly funny how optimistic people can be at dawn, while you are quietly plotting to destroy your alarm. Attempting to hold a rational conversation before you have fully awakened is a recipe for absolute social disaster. You have built an entire identity around protecting your vital sleep schedule from the horrors of the early shift. The planet expects you to be a fully functional adult, but you are barely capable of keeping your heavy eyes open. Loving those delightfully late mornings is a smart strategy.
