Red Ryder Tapestries

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Nothing protects your family like Red Ryder!

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

Christmas Story

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

You'll shoot your eye out!

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What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

Flick said

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

Dancing Inter-dimensional Geometrically Groovy Twisted Star also known as DIGGITS 7

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

Christmas Vacation is an unspoken treasure in my household and this rant gets quotes countless times throughout the year.

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Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

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It's a piece of art!

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Won it with brain powers!

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

Fra-Gee-Lay That Must Be Italian

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The snow is falling in the 216 and the holiday season is approaching. Grab the family and get ready to celebrate a holiday tradition with our Retro '83 Cleveland Christmas Story design.

"Not a finga!"

Dark sketch style version of Lydia Deetz.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"