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I was born ready, I’m Ron f*cking Swanson. Ron is ready to lead the United States of America. Steak. Breakfast foods. Whiskey.

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That Ron Swanson, always so ready to spill out his emotions. Inspired by one of our favorite Parks and Recreation Characters.

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This negative space magnificent mustache will help you make decisions about where you go in life.

Ron F*ckin' Swanson

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No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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RON F'ING SWANSON

Be like Ron.

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Be a Swanson. Done in a cracked-text effect for maximum good-old-days.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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Parks and Rec's very own Ron Swanson's Very Good Comic!

He's just such an interesting character, and so fun to draw.

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself? If so, you just might have what it takes to be a Swanson.

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“I regret nothing. The end.”

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

A quick design.

"This is an excellent rectangle"

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Ron Swanson = Legend.

Ron F*ckin' Swanson

The quote, "Give me all of the bacon and eggs you have" in an iPhone text bubble.