Sarcastic Plate Tapestries
Description: This sarcastic plate design perfectly captures a 'not today' mood for introverts and boundary setters. Featuring a dynamic arrangement of shattered blue and white Delftware ceramic shards with distressed grunge typography, it's an assertive statement piece for anyone with a dry sense of humor. Embrace your defiant attitude and personal space with this unique, high-contrast artwork.
Description: Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Technically accurate. A 45lb plate with cartoon eyes and sneakers running on a treadmill while the logic of the phrase fully collapses around it. For the gym people who live for lifting and treat the cardio machines as furniture — and have constructed a philosophical argument to justify it.
Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)
Description: Perfect for lifters who know that plate math is serious business, this “Quiet I'm Doing Math” t-shirt features bold barbell plates and distressed typography. A hilarious design for gym rats, powerlifters, and fitness lovers who calculate gains in reps and pounds. Ideal for workouts, gym sessions, or as a funny gift for your lifting buddy!
