Sarcastic Runner Tapestries
Description: Join the Sarcastic Runner Humor Bad Decision Run Club with this meme-worthy design that will surely turn heads on your next run. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of wit and humor while hitting the pavement, this shirt is a must-have addition to any runner's collection. Get ready to make a statement and bring a smile to fellow runners with this unique and playful tee.
Description: Funny Employee of the Month Runner Up. Funny sarcasm, Participation Award for the okiest employee. Sarcastic Employees
Funny Employee of the Month Runner Up Sarcastic Employees Tapestry
by Teachers Teaching Kindness Boutique
$30
Description: Maximum aerodynamics achieved! This hilarious graphic features the ultimate runner's excuse: "Hair Would Only Slow Me Down." The perfect witty apparel choice for sprinters, marathon runners, track athletes, and fitness enthusiasts who like to bring a little humor to the track.
Description: This unique design features a powerful, distressed skull graphic paired with the assertive statement "Hair Would Only Slow Me Down." It's a perfect expression for individuals who embrace their baldness, whether by choice or by nature, and associate it with speed, efficiency, and an unhindered lifestyle. The grunge art style and bold typography give it a rebellious, determined edge. This graphic appeals to a wide audience, including bald men and bald women, runners, cyclists, motorcyclists, and anyone who values aerodynamic performance or simply enjoys a humorous take on having no hair. It's for the person who is always pushing forward, unburdened by anything that might impede their progress.
Description: This humorous design is for runners, joggers, and ice cream lovers. It features the quote I Started Jogging Today. I Didn't Want To But The Ice Cream Truck Didn't Stop. Perfect for fitness humor and funny workout motivation.
I Started Jogging Today. I Didn't Want To But The Ice Cream Truck Didn't Stop. Funny Runner Jogger Ice Cream Humor Tapestry
by PixeCraft
$23 $30
Description: A hilarious tech-inspired fitness joke featuring a stick figure tiredrunner glitching mid-sprint, paired with a bold “RUNNING.EXE FAILED” error message. The design cleverly blends programmer humor with everyday laziness, making it instantly relatable for anyone who’s ever “mentally quit” a workout before it even started. Perfect for gym avoiders, runners with low motivation, and tech lovers who appreciate sarcastic humor.
Description: That’s not a runner's high, that’s just life in high definition. This retro 70s-style badge features a weary hiker reaching Mile 8 and feeling every bit of it. A perfect sarcastic gift for marathon runners, trail hikers, joggers, and anyone who exercises just to remind themselves they’re still human.
