Seinfeld Tv Tapestries

'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin!'

Great gift for a Seinfeld fan

As seen worn by Morty Seinfeld.. and the Dominicans.

"Seinfeld and Friends (Culture Creep)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Yes. First Time.

No Baron Has Ever Owned One!

The Soup Nazi unleashes his wrath.

Del Boca Vista - Vintage Tv Show. Cool design with nostalgia for tv show fan.

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

Importer/Exporter

Seinfeld - Kramer's Rockaway Driving Range

Latex Manufacturing.

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends. Really only a concern if you're George Costanza pretending to be a marine biologist on Seinfeld.

Helloooo funny seinfeld quote tee

Monk's Café is a fictional coffee shop from the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The exterior of Tom's Restaurant on the corner of West 112th Street and Broadway, near Columbia University, is often shown on the show as the exterior of Monk's, though the interiors were shot on a sound stage.[1] The restaurant consists of a number of booths, tables, and a counter. Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer normally sit in the first or second booth from the entrance.

It was a crime of passion.

It's Oooh as in oohooh-ahah

He was made an example.

It only has one design flaw.

Sunshine Carpet Cleaners is the name of the carpet cleaning business, which doubles as a front used to brainwash people and recruit them into a religious cult from the Seinfeld season 8 episode 141, "The Checks." In the episode, Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to get converted, but they're not interested in him. Naturally upset, George hires the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they still reject him, yet find a new recruit in his boss, Mr. Wilhelm. He joins and takes the name of Tania, the name Patty Hearst took after she was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and later arrives with the crew to clean Jerry's apartment.

Izzy Mandelbaum is 80 years old but strong as an ox!

Please! I don't want to get involved!

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Stick you sorries in a sack, mister.

Relive the hilarious moments of Seinfeldt! This features the names of the legendary comedy show's stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Kramer, and George Costanza in bold, eye-catching letters. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply love to laugh, this is the perfect way to show your love for the classic television show.

In japanese writing

He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.

Monk's Cafe from Seinfeld

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

Jazz Night with John Germaine

Love you Schmoopy!

Monk's Cafe

Wealthy Industrialist

I got beaned by a giant ball of oil.

Five, ten minutes.