Seinfeld Tapestries for Sale

Stick it to the Mandelbaums by showing them your Dad is #1!

Kenny Rogers Roasters is a chain of chicken restaurants founded in 1991 by country musician Kenny Rogers and former KFC CEO, John Y. Brown, Jr. While the restaurants were relatively short lived in America, they continue to flourish in Asian countries. This design is based on one of the original '91 logos (yes, there were several) and is coupled with the fictional "It's the wood that makes it good" tagline made famous by the '96 Seinfeld episode, aptly titled 'The Chicken Roaster' in which a Kenny Rogers Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment building. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody as it's warm glow fills their apartments with 'red death.'

Yeah, that's right

A very Jerry thing to cut out of a magazine, I've also uploaded them separately if you'd like them as fridge magnets! :)

George quotes from Seinfeld

'Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin!'

Yes. First Time.

Izzy Mandelbaum is 80 years old but strong as an ox!

No Baron Has Ever Owned One!

Great gift for a Seinfeld fan

The Jerk Store

Home of the big salad.

He was made an example.

He's my White Whale!

It only has one design flaw.

Stick you sorries in a sack, mister.

Importer/Exporter

I got beaned by a giant ball of oil.

It was a crime of passion.

It's Oooh as in oohooh-ahah

The Soup Nazi unleashes his wrath.

Monk's Café is a fictional coffee shop from the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The exterior of Tom's Restaurant on the corner of West 112th Street and Broadway, near Columbia University, is often shown on the show as the exterior of Monk's, though the interiors were shot on a sound stage.[1] The restaurant consists of a number of booths, tables, and a counter. Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer normally sit in the first or second booth from the entrance.

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

Ding Ding!

As seen worn by Morty Seinfeld.. and the Dominicans.

Wealthy Industrialist

Please! I don't want to get involved!

I'll have a t-bone steak!

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

The Little Jerry

Love you Schmoopy!

Five, ten minutes.

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

The fatal flaw of the cockeyed optimist.