Slough House Tapestries

Description: Everyone in Slough House did something wrong… or maybe something right. Either way, it’s where MI5’s unwanted end up. A badge of honour for true fans of Slow Horses.

Description: A crest with a white horse rearing, surrounded by roses, thistles, swords, and scrolls. Text reads 'SLOUGH HOUSE' twice and 'M15' within a shield.

Description: A circular emblem with the text 'SLOUGH HOUSE' in white at the top and bottom. It features a white horse with a crown, surrounded by pink roses, gold foliage, and thistles.

Description: A humorous list titled 'HOW TO SURVIVE SLOUGH HOUSE' with numbered "tips". The first tip is 'SURVIVAL TIPS:', followed by 'YOUR BEFED', 'BCEKE IS GIORINAY SHOKE WHILE IN FANENG BAD', and 'INIFFRE YOUR TEXT COFFEE GDACT CLOFFEE'. A coffee ring stain is visible on the lower right.

Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners, featuring a cream background and a red border. The top line of text reads "LONDON BOROUGH OF FINSBURY" in red capital letters. Below this, "SLOUGH HOUSE" is written in large, bold black capital letters. In the bottom right corner, "MI5" is displayed in red capital letters.

Description: A profile view of a yellow compact automobile is positioned against a backdrop of horizontal stripes in shades of black, grey, and beige. Below the automobile, the text 'SLOUGH HOUSE' is displayed in large, bold, yellow lettering, underlined by a thin yellow line. Beneath that, the address '126 Aldersgate Street, London.' is written in smaller white text.

Description: A minimalist, retro-style portrait of a man with dark hair and a beard wearing a dark suit jacket open over a white shirt, with a pendant necklace. Behind him is a stylized silhouette of the London skyline, featuring Big Ben and other buildings. The bottom portion displays bold text: 'SLOW HORSES' above smaller text 'SLOUGH HOUSE', all within a red shield shape.

Description: A humorous take on surviving. The design features a list of numbered points on a textured background resembling crumpled paper. The text "HOW TO SURVIVE SLOUGH HOUSE" is prominently displayed in a bold, slightly messy font. Below it, a numbered list includes entries like "1. SURVIVAL TIPS", "2. BOCCE AND HOUSER", "3. LAIVE AND SUFFEERTS", "4. YOUCE YOKER NOFFOFFER", and "9. COFFEON YOFFED". A coffee ring stain is visible on the lower right.

Description: For those who know where the real intelligence work (or its messiest aftermath) gets done. Because working for MI5 isn’t always glamorous. Especially when you’ve been exiled to Slough House. A nod to our favourite rejects working at SLough House, Aldersgate street.

Description: Slough House, home of Jackson Lamb and the Slow Horses

Description: Celebrate the intrigue and suspense of Slough House with this design inspired by the Slow Horses series, perfect for fans of British spy thrillers and espionage stories.

Description: Oh, you people are slow. Bringing you up to speed is like trying to explain Norway to a dog.

Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners. The sign is a creamy yellow color with a thin red border. At the top, in red sans-serif text, it reads "LONDON BOROUGH OF FINSBURY". Below this, in large black sans-serif letters, it reads "SLOUGH" and "HOUSE". In the bottom right corner, in red text, it reads "MI5".

Description: Logo

Description: Slow Horses Slough House.

Description: Jackson Lamb

Description: Home of the Slow Horses

Description: Jackson Lamb Slow Horses. Sorry about that it lingered. Parrrrp.

Description: Jackson Lamb doesn’t play by the rules — he rewrites them. This design offers some key survival tips from the most cynical and oddly brilliant spymaster in modern fiction. Welcome to SLough House & the Slow Horses Team.

Description: agent